Monday, April 12, 2021

Ni Modo by David Molina

     

    Ni Modo - it doesn't matter; whatever

    Muy lindo - very pretty

    Muy de prisa -  Very quickly

     Risa - laughter

    Vato - dude

    Tia - aunt

    Suegro - father in law

     Muy fino - very fine

     Chino - chinese

    Pedorero - he who farts; farter

    Magnifico, talentoso, cortes   -   magnificent, talented, polite

    El mejor del mejor -  the best of the best

    Rasquaches - underdogs

    Mijo -  my son

    Queso - cheese

    Carne - meat

    Palabritas - little words, cusswords

    Y a todo - everything

    Pues, ni modo - well, whatever

    Pelos - hairs

    El cielo - heaven

    Pensamientos - thoughts

   


NI MODO



I cruised in my Chevy, muy lindo, Mi Amor,but I suddenly smelled something awful.

I looked underneath -  ¡ay caray!  I can see that her muffler is no longer lawful.

I knew all my homies would laugh and make fun so I had to act muy, muy de prisa

So I stepped on the gas and I quickly hauled ass ‘cause I just wasnt down for no risa.


I knew of a vato a friend of a friend of a tía whose suegro was chino.

He knew of a shop that was tops and could swap out my muffler in no time, muy fino.

 I drove down the road smoking smoke a’ la mode with my face hidden by my sombrero.

I saw a bright sign and I got in the line at a shop called “El Pedorero.”


My vato friend said only one guy was top of the crop, and the best of the best.

Magnífico, muy talentoso, cortés,  el mejor del mejor nothing less.

He told me his name saying no one could claim to come close or to even compare                                 

To Señor Valentín Adalberto Cortés Dos-Rasquaches Ramirez Ferrer. 


He fixed it in no time, he fixed it real good then he gave me a bonus to boot.

He offered to tell me the secret he learned as a child, and I said, Okay shoot.”

I always remember the words that he said, and the wisdom he offered to share:

From Señor Valentín Adalberto Cortés Dos-Rasquaches Ramirez Ferrer.


“Mijo:”


When your taco shell busts and your queso falls out and your carne gets messy and scattered

Dont sit in the gutter and uselessly mutter palabritas  -  it just doesnt matter.

You may not have heard an expression, two words that will settle all things y a todo 

The magic occurs if you utter these words…and just say to yourself: pues, ni modo.” 


When ice cream cone splatters it just doesnt matter so much if you know what to say.

 Your girlfriend forgets its your birthday? Dont sweat it. Tomorrow will be a new day.

Your car just wont start? or your hair wont just part? Well,  be glad that youve got a few         pelos.

Youre sick as a dog or youre lost in the fog? Well dont panic theres always el cielo.”


He fixed up my car and he even so far has earned credit for fixing my life.

Mi Amor now still runs and my girlfriend still shuns pensamientos of being my wife.

Sometimes I feel like I get a bad deal, a bad cold, a bad meal, a bad todo.

Be that as it may at the end of the day - suck it up… give it up…



PUES……NI MODO

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