Lassie Speaks by Taco

Lassie Speaks by Taco

 

oh, hi, lassie, what's that, you want our attention

something important went down

timmy and bobby mcpherson, his best friend

were bicycling southeast of town

and bobby fell into an abandoned well head

he's been stuck down there half a day

his leg's probably broken and he needs his insulin

is that what you're trying to say

 

oh, look, lassie's back, and has something to tell us

she's wiser than half of this town

what's that, the old mansion of poor widow jenkins

is on fire and will probably burn down

and timmy's inside trying to manage her wheelchair

and help her get out of the way

before any more burning beams crash around them

is that what you're trying to say

 

is that what you're trying to tell us, lassie

is that what you want us to know

now that you've got our attention

we'll follow wherever you go

you're smarter than all of us lumped in together

is that what you're trying to say

so right after this next commercial announcement

you will once again save the day

 

oh no, there must be something happening somewhere

lassie's here with that sharp earnest look on her face

it seems bobby and timmy we're racing their bikes

in the yard at the decrepit anderson place

they discovered a vagrant the law's trying to capture

and he trapped them, they can't get away

and bobby, of course, is again out of insulin

is that what you're trying to say

 

is that what you're trying to tell us, lassie

is that what you want us to know

now that you've got our attention

we'll follow wherever you go

you're smarter than all of us lumped in together

is that what you're trying to say

so right after this next commercial announcement

you will once again save the day