Thursday, May 15, 2025

The Small Penis Blues by Don Taco

 The Small Penis Blues by Don Taco


 I have a little penis

it tells me what to do

sometimes it makes me happy

sometimes it makes me blue


somehow I'm advertising

it on my pickup truck

I didn't want to do that

I just wanted to


forget all my troubles

and get on with my life

I'm mad at all my neighbors

I haven't got a wife


I'm rude and I'm impulsive

and I was out of line

I guess I brought it on myself

by ruining her sign


I've got a nasty temper when

I don't get what I want

but I should not have tangled with

that woman, she's a 


calculating vengeful sort

no forgive or forget

she really got the best of me

it's on the internet

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