The Small Penis Blues by Don Taco
I have a little penis
it tells me what to do
sometimes it makes me happy
sometimes it makes me blue
somehow I'm advertising
it on my pickup truck
I didn't want to do that
I just wanted to
forget all my troubles
and get on with my life
I'm mad at all my neighbors
I haven't got a wife
I'm rude and I'm impulsive
and I was out of line
I guess I brought it on myself
by ruining her sign
I've got a nasty temper when
I don't get what I want
but I should not have tangled with
that woman, she's a
calculating vengeful sort
no forgive or forget
she really got the best of me
it's on the internet
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