Tuesday, May 27, 2025

In Search of Peace By Mark Farenbaugh

 

In Search of Peace By
Mark Farenbaugh

Stan hadn't wanted any of this. Not the debt, not the diagnosis, and certainly not the doctor’s urgent advice to move his dad to a major medical facility to perform a much-needed surgery. He loved his father more than he loved anything else. Well, maybe just a little more than his girlfriend, Sheila.

His father, Henry, was a good person to him. He had been very quiet about his life, what he had done before marrying, and his frequent travel. Even more so, when his wife, Stan’s mother, ran away with another man. That gave Henry a constitution that appeared to have been damaged by time. Since then, he periodically said to Stan, “Be very careful when choosing a woman, son.” Stan didn’t fully understand what that meant since his dad was very stoic and never offered details, but he had an idea.

Stan’s girlfriend, Sheila, was a kind soul—gentle, thoughtful, and disarmingly beautiful. Her perfect curves and effortless charm drew instant and constant attention from every single man in the small, one-bank town.

But Sheila had a rival of sorts: her nearly identical sister, Erika—a woman who wielded her beauty like a weapon to get exactly what she wanted. Though the sisters shared the same face, seductive curves, and magnetic presence, one glaring difference set them apart: Erika lived to spend money—especially other people’s.

She was generous too, often showering Sheila with gifts. But to Stan, that generosity felt like a warning. He couldn’t shake the worry that Erika’s lavish lifestyle might rub off on Sheila—that her indulgence could become a habit Sheila would one day adopt. No matter how hard he tried, Stan couldn’t keep up with the flood of surprises flowing from Erika’s hand.

Nor could he stop himself from feeling how lucky he was to have one of the twins as his girlfriend. She moved like liquid silk through any room she entered, and she wasn’t just beautiful, she was engineered to disarm. When they were alone, and she came anywhere near him, she would start whispering, pulling him closer under the pretext of being heard. Her body: soft skin, firm, and insistent seemed to beckon a response. It went beyond addiction. He was convinced he’d fallen for a goddess whose true talents didn’t reveal themselves until she was between the sheets, Sheila moved like she’d been born in them.

His father’s condition came on suddenly. One day he was working on his car, the next, he was in a clinic bed, suffering from chest pains caused by metal particles lodged too close to his heart. The doctors couldn’t explain how the metal got there, and Henry wasn’t telling them either.

He had begun bleeding internally, and the local physicians warned there wasn’t much time. He needed to be transferred to a better-equipped hospital...not just for more experienced doctors, but because it was the only chance to access penicillin.

It was 1940, and small towns weren’t included in the earliest waves of distribution.

But how would they pay for it? They never had any money. Not ever. The income Henry and Stan brought in would barely cover rent, gas, food, and electricity. Henry was a handyman, who had a talent for word work. Now that income was gone. Thankfully, Sheila would volunteer to visit with Henry, which allowed Stan to keep working at the local press, making books, magazines, posters, and fliers. He was proficient at work and could create relief plates, draw, set print, or repair at the level of a genius savant. There was nothing he couldn’t carve, draw, or modify, and it impressed his boss. A talent that the boss took advantage of as the work piled up beyond daytime hours. The logical solution was the added responsibility to close shop after long hours.

But no matter how hard he worked, there wasn’t enough money to fix his father’s situation, and the looming death was like a noose over Stan’s daily activities. He was getting desperate.

Then, one day while depositing his money in the bank, he noticed that there were several uneven white duffle bags of something stacked up in the corner. It was a hot summer, irritating to most everyone in the bank. There was no escaping how the constant heat wore down even the most energetic.

“What do you want me to do?” said the normally tranquil clerk to the bank manager. She was whispering, but Stan could hear. “We have to move this old money to the burn facility in the big city, and you haven’t allowed us to set it up for months!”

“We’ll stack it up behind the bathroom, there is sufficient storage there,” directed the manager, cleaning off the sweat from his brow.

Stan took in the situation and saw a possible solution—risky, yes, but if he was bold enough, it might just work.

The bank door closed silently behind him as he hurried out. A wild idea was forming, something tangled between morality and financial desperation, and he needed to talk it through with someone.

The only person that made sense was Sheila. But where was she? --------------------------------------

“How are you doing Mr. Henry?” whispered Sheila as he awoke. “Are you comfortable?” Henry was in such pain that focusing on answering was a torture he didn’t want to endure. Why

is she here and not my son? He thought.

“Where is Stan?”

“He’s at work or maybe the bank, Henry.”

“I hope he isn’t trying to borrow money.”

“But you need a surgeon’s attention. And soon,” Sheila said. Her voice was flat, emotionless. She just wanted to leave—and in her eyes, he saw something else.

Everyone seemed in a rush to get him into surgery, but he knew it was already too late. Then he caught it—anxiety flickering across Sheila’s face and calculating movement in her gaze. Suddenly, he knew he had to see his son before time ran out.

When Stan entered the clinic and reached his father’s room, he saw Sheila rising to leave. He stepped back. He needed to speak with her alone. And it couldn’t wait, not until after the visit. Besides, he still had to return to the printing shop.

“Hi sweetheart,” Sheila said quickly and kissed him on the cheek. She had such a sweet voice, and it calmed him instantly.

“Let’s go get some soda and ice cream,” as he guided her toward one of their favorite soda-jerks. She loved root beer.

With a pen in hand, he slowly drew the bottom floor of the bank. To protect any spies from seeing what he was doing, he labeled the unfolded napkin Main House.

“What’s that? A new house?”

“No, it’s the bank,” he whispered. Stan was getting used to the addiction of her overall beauty and charm and how it blurred his acknowledgment of the obvious dim lights in her head.

But he knew he could only pull this off if she were part of the plan. He needed a distraction.

“Listen, Sheila. I must save my father, but the only way I can do this is to commit a crime.” He finished drawing the floor plan of the bank and started to sketch several bags behind the bathroom area. It took nearly an hour to conjure up a simple plan. Sheila seemed to understand.

“You need me to wear that red dress you like so much? But I thought you said it is too provocative and made me look like a tramp?”

“Yes, I know. But like I explained, this time you’d only be wearing it for a short while—just long enough to get everyone in the front of the bank focused on you. That way, I can slip into the building, get near the vault without anyone noticing, and escape with a couple of the money bags while you hold their attention. If you sense they’re starting to get back to work, just fake a fainting spell. Collapse right there on the floor.”

A couple more light bulbs flickered on in her mind. But after her last visit with Henry, this new information was simply too much to process. Once they finalized their plan, they parted ways— Stan returned to the clinic, and Sheila headed home. She had to tell her sister. Erika always had instant ideas and could guide her through anything that left her feeling uncertain.

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“Hello dad. How do you feel?”
“Son, I have something to tell you. Please sit down.”

The clinic smelled of bleach. A low hum buzzed from the overhead light, casting a sickly yellow glow on the thin blanket drawn over Henry’s frame. Tubes snaked from his arm and nose, but none of it mattered anymore.

Henry could feel it—the cold creep of steel grinding closer to his heart with every faltering beat. The shrapnel had made its choice and so had time...his enemies had found him and were on their way. He had to get Stan away from this forgotten town. He should have done it a long time ago.

He turned his head slowly, wincing as he tried to shift his body from the pain. His eyes were heavy but sharp, fixed on his son sitting in the cracked vinyl chair at his bedside.

“It’s almost over,” Henry rasped, his voice barely more than a breath. “Doc says maybe a few days. Maybe a week. Feels like fire in my chest—slow and deliberate, like someone screwin’ a nail into the meat. And I heard him say I’m too weak to move.”

He paused, gathering what strength he could for a clear message he only wanted to say once. “Listen. You need to know something before I check out. Behind the refrigerator at the house... hidden in the wall there’s a leather satchel. It full of money—old bills, but they look new. They are clean. I was savin’ it for our escape from this town. But now it is too late. They have found me. My past life has caught up with me and we won’t survive what comes into town. It will wipe us out.”

Stan was near speechless. What!? “Where did it come from? Who is coming?” Stan’s voice squeaked.

Henry’s gaze drifted toward the outside view through the window for a second, then at the misplaced clinic door next to it. “You can’t trust Sheila,” he continued, voice firm despite the weakness in his body. “Or her sister. I know they’ve got the same face, but don’t let the curves and sweet talk fool you. One lies for sport, the other for survival; and you won’t know which is which ‘til your pockets are turned inside out.”

His body stiffened as he endured a half minute of coughing spasms. Blood was starting to tint his teeth. “Take the Packard in the shed. It’s got a full tank and a clean plate. Drive until this town is nothing but a smear in the rearview. You don’t owe this place a damn thing. Don’t let its peacefulness lure you in like it did me.”

His grip loosened, eyes fluttering, but a faint smile cracked across his lips. “I know you want to fight my advice, but even if I could survive the surgery, my past has caught up with me.”

“Who’s coming? When? Why?” he whispered, unsure if his dad was delirious, or dying with secrets too heavy to carry any longer.

Stan felt the rising fear of all the unknowns his father had just laid bare: A case full of money.
Assassins on the way.
Don’t trust the girls.

Get out...

Stan sat back, still stunned. His pulse thumped in his ears. They had lived being broke for years. He remembered hospital bills going unpaid, rust collecting on the Oldsmobile, the pantry stocked with nothing but dented cans. And now—now—he’s hearing there is money hidden behind a kitchen appliance all along?

Stan’s jaw clenched.

He stood slowly, staring down at him, his chest tight and breath unsteady—torn between sorrow and a rising anger that felt like betrayal. Tears welled up, blurring his vision as the weight of it all pressed down.

“Why didn’t you use it, dad?” he murmured, voice cracking. “How could you let it end like this? When you had a way out... when we both did?”

But he already knew. Somewhere deep, he knew. Henry didn’t say it outright, but the meaning was clear: the money was stolen. Stan pictured the Luxury Packard in the shed, always kept under a tarp, battery disconnected, as if waiting for a getaway that never came.

Stan’s thoughts were spinning. The surgery could raise eyebrows. Maybe even headlines. A man with nothing suddenly paying for a procedure with expensive doctors in the big city? The town would’ve sniffed around. And the police, they could connect the dots he didn’t even know existed. How much of his dad’s advice was worth following?

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Sheila rushed into her house. Erika saw her familiar confused face and knew something new had happened.

“Hello Sheila darling, how are you?”
“I just don’t know where to start,” Sheila said, swallowing hard. “Stan wants our help. Well, he

wants my help to rob some old money bags from the bank!”
Then she went on to explain the napkin Stan had drawn on, and how and where he planned to

enter the bank during the diversion.

Sheila immediately grasped the plan and saw that it was solid. She intended to secure a share of it for both her and her twin sister.

“And you won’t believe what I have pieced together during all my visits with Henry.” Sheila burst out. Then, she tried to retract it. “Oh, never mind.”

But Erika knew her sister and reacted quickly. “What did you hear sister? This could be important!”

Blushing at Erika’s sudden intensity, she replied, “Well, you know that I have watched over Henry for weeks.” She told her that Henry talks in his sleep, especially a few minutes after drifting off. Over several nights, Sheila heard Henry mutter about money hidden in the kitchen. And how no one could ever know, and that he planned to head west, but only when no one was watching.

Erika could feel a plan of her own churning with every second. It was getting late. Stan should be getting off work. “Put on something pretty, sister. Let’s get over to Stan’s house and see where he needs our help. He can’t do this without us!”

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Stan stepped into the clinic hallway, his feet moving without thought. A cold sweat broke across his skin, and his legs weakened beneath him. Panic was creeping in, slow and insistent. His world felt like it was tilting sideways.

He didn’t stop to speak to the nurses or sign anything.

Outside, the evening air had turned cool and dry. He climbed into the old Oldsmobile and drove home, his mind burning.

Behind the fridge? How?

One thing was already certain: nothing about his father’s life, or pending death, was what it seemed. The only one who could tell him, his father, was as stoic as ever.

When he finally wrenched the refrigerator away from the wall, a cloud of dust coughed up from the floor. Ants and cockroaches scattered. His hands shook slightly as he pried at the loose paneling behind it—just like his dad said, a black leather case, tucked into a hollow space in the wall like it had been waiting patiently for years. Stan pulled it free and set it on the kitchen table. He loosened the old leather straps and spread the satchel mouth wide open and caught his breath. Stacks of cash. Neat. Tightly bundled. Crisp, fresh bills that looked like they’d come straight from a vault.

He sat down to think. He couldn’t just start throwing money around or boldly using the money to save his father. Besides, his dad was very clear about the arrival of people hunting for him. Maybe even for this money. Then, he thought about the bank. There wouldn’t be any need to do the bank robbery, but how would he explain this new twist to Sheila. Would she understand? Could she handle it?

Stan sat in the silence of the kitchen, staring at the open case of cash like it might blink first. His heart was pounding now—not from fear, but from something far more dangerous: hope.

Then, like a lightning bolt, a couple of ideas came to him. He quickly put the money away and headed to work, he had to move quickly on his plans yet keep doing what he was paid to do to avoid suspicion. Stay cool, he kept thinking to himself. What would his dad do?

When fully emersed in his hard-at-work mode, ideas came at a good pace. He would finish up tonight and then pass by Sheila’s house to discuss their future.

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“Sheila, are you home?” Stan said while knocking on the screen door. It was dark and cool.

“She’s napping,” lied Erika as she opened the door. “She went looking for you, but you weren’t home. How are you doing, Stan? Would you like some lemonade?”

“Oh, no, I’m fine.” Just then, a provocatively dressed Sheila entered the living room, showing more than usual, and walked up close to Stan. He could almost feel his IQ take a step back.

“Wow, sweetheart, you look beautiful.” Stuttered Stan. He was certainly taken off guard. What were they up to?

“We’ve been talking...” Erika’s bright, perfectly strait teeth were part of a practiced smile. “And think your bank plan needs a bit more refining. You know that we go everywhere, together.”

Stan could feel his unnoticeable perspiration. He had lost control of this part of his plans but had to roll with it.

“Sure,” Stan said, “I was wondering how to incorporate both of you, but didn’t know how to make it work.”

Erika eased into her next phase. “We would love to help your father.” Then, she placed more into the expanded partnership and suggested they all spend more time together in the next few days.

“Where do you plan to hide before we get to the bank?”

“On the second floor above the diner. I have access and it has a clear view of the bank. I intend to hide there all night.”

In an unthinking way Sheila blurted out, “We could also help clean your house or kitchen. Perhaps cook you some meals.”

Neither were known for known for their culinary skills. Stan suspected that somehow Sheila had figured out about the money. And now, Erika was blushing slightly.

“I am very grateful for that help. Uh, would you like to bring me the food at my work, or maybe I could stop by here after work, if you want?” Stan was testing his theory...do they really know about the money? Maybe dad was talking in his sleep, again.

“That won’t be necessary,” Erika took control, “We would prefer to help you in your own house. Besides, we are a good team in a kitchen, just look at our own here. Always clean.”

And never used, Stan observed. They know.
Another part of his plans was slipping sideways. He had to adjust and act quickly.

“Sure, I would appreciate some home cooked meals.” He then guided the conversation back to the bank robbery.

“Let’s do this Friday afternoon. That’s when the bank’s busiest—more clients, more distractions, and the boss is pulled in every direction the last hours before closing. Everyone will notice you two walk in. Keep their attention with whatever drama you can manage. Once I see you’ve entered, I’ll move to the back of the bank, get in and out in three minutes, then slip back to my hiding place. I’ll stay there until midnight.”

He had two nights to secure what was left of his plan.

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Friday was scorching hot. Perfect. It was nearly two o’clock.

Five minutes to go. But where were the ladies?

By the time two-thirty rolled around, his heart sank like a stone. The bank would close at three. Maybe his dad had been right about them all along. But the doubt wouldn’t let go. Had they really betrayed him?

His mind raced, but he knew one thing for sure: he couldn’t break cover. Not yet. Staying hidden until dark was the only part of the plan he still controlled, and right now, control was slipping through his fingers.

It was a long seven-mile hike to his car at the house. The front door was open. The refrigerator had been swung away from the wall. As he crouched down, he could see that the money was gone. He walked briskly to the shed. The Packard was gone as well. Sadness overwhelmed him. He had lost so much. His mom. The girlfriend he loved. And the only home he had known. He slowly walked back to the kitchen to grab what he needed, then went back to his room to grab his clothes. He found the keys to the Oldsmobile. He needed to keep moving. His focus was on the map he had memorized that would lead him westward. But first he needed to complete a few final steps of his plan.

As he drove east, about a hundred miles out, he spotted the Packard parked on the side of the road. He had drained all but a couple of gallons in the tank and had deliberately rigged the gas gauge to always read full.

Sheila and Erika wouldn’t have been stranded for long. They got what they wanted: some money and the freedom to head for the big cities on the East Coast.

He poured five gallons of gas into the Packard and primed the fuel pump the way his dad had taught him. The deep growl of the V-12 engine brought a flicker of satisfaction—he’d always loved that sound.

This part of his plan was finally coming together, stirring a fragile sense of hope despite the painful fog of losing Sheila.

Next stop: the hospital up north, where he had secretly moved his unconscious father. After the surgery, they could both head west.

He was tired, but happy. It took long nights and two consecutive all-nighters to pull this off. He didn’t know exactly what his dad did in the past, but it didn’t surprise him that along with the cash behind the refrigerator were money plates and a couple of reams of special paper.

While perfecting his counterfeiting process, Stan left only scraps of poorly printed fake bills in the satchel.

He was sure he could find another quiet town to hide his father. Money can sometimes buy peacefulness.

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Monday, May 19, 2025

Single Aging Man by Don Taco

 Single Aging Man                                                                by Don Taco

 

We all know the tune to Secret Agent Man, proof of our mis-spent youth. Sing along in your head.

 

there's a man who lives a life of sorrow

here today, he might be gone tomorrow

like the seeds he's sown

a dog without a bone

odds are that he'll pass away alone

 

single aging man     single aging man

his age is just a number but he's still over the hill

single aging man     single aging man

he wants to find a partner but nobody thinks he will

 

in his head he still thinks he's a rocker

every time he moves he needs a walker

doesn't ask for much

just lend him a crutch

odds are that he'll pass away alone

 

single aging man     single aging man

his mind has made a promise that his body just can't fill

single aging man     single aging man

he wants to find a partner but nobody thinks he will

 

aware of all the long and lonely nights

beware of promises from dating sites

every day he reads

the want ads for new leads

odds are that he'll pass away alone

 

single aging man     single aging man

he's desperately searching for a half-remembered thrill

single aging man     single aging man

he wants to find a partner but nobody thinks he will

 

swinging on the riviera, he dreams

but that's only wishful thinking, it seems

like a rubber check

still trying to stay erect

odds are that he'll pass away alone

 

single aging man     single aging man

he gets up every morning with the help of that blue pill

single aging man     single aging man

he wants to find a partner but nobody thinks he will

Luk by Don Taco

 Luk  by Don Taco

 

  And yet another character origin story from the DragonQuest RPG universe

 

 

  Most of the town gathered in the square when the slaver vessel docked. Visitors are rare in tiny island farming villages. There was whispering, bordering on the conspiratorial, in numerous places in the crowd. Small groups of men unceremoniously ushered a few individuals away from the gathering, and saw to it that they did not remain in the small crowd. One surly gentelman took great umbrage at this, but after a bit of a beating, chose to decide that he wouldn't be attending this event.

  The slaver chieftain knew that sales were unlikely in such a small and poor location, but while his men replenished their water from up the river mouth, he brought out his goods. Not wasting any time saving the best for last, he paraded out a comely young wench, in chains, fiery and unbowed. She was darker of skin, and had the arm tatoos of an unrecognized village or tribe or island. Not unusual in this vast sea of small islands. Probably the victim, or spoils, of a raiding party, and not a participant of one of the long-standing inter-island wars.

  One young farmer called out a very low bid. The entire crowd remained completely silent. After a few minutes of cajoling the crowd, and receiving no response, the slaver decided that a few pennies were actually better that feeding the hand that bites you, shrugged, and made the sale. Tying the woman's hands behind her back before releasing her from the chains, he handed her over to the young farmer. The crowd quietly dispersed. The ship's crew finished their task and sailed off for better markets.

  Now, slavery is common in many cultures, and isn't always brutal, nor it is necessarily a dishonor. The farmer led her back to his home and untied her hands. She was bright, and had some training in Military Science. She had already decided that she needed to get the lay of the land before making any plans. The way the man was treating her, she could easily slip away, but she would still be on an unknown island with few resources beyond her native skills, and no way to achieve passage back to her own island home.

  Ushering her inside, they were met by a village girl of about twelve, rocking a tiny infant in her arms. Handing the babe to the man, she and he bowed to each other, and she scampered off. Handing the infant over to the woman, he began to mimic childbirth. She spoke. "My name is Marya, and I do have some small skill in your language, and in several other of the local island languages." He explained to her that his wife had died in childbirth, leaving him with this baby and a toddler, with no prospects in the village or nearby to help raise them, and crops in the field needing his attention. He put it simply. "We are struggling."

  When Marya slid down her top to see if the babe would suckle, he wept silently. Saying only that he must return to his fields, he turned and strode away, never even glancing back. An hour or so later, an old woman quietly appeared, with a child of perhaps two years, perhaps one and a half. She began opening cupboards and containers, showing Marya where things were kept, and together they prepared a meal.

  Leto, the young widower, turned out to be a kind man, and their life was gentle that fall. Within a month, it became obvious that she had arrived pregnant. By winter, she had accepted him into her bed, and they knew the joy of any such young couple, but with a deep shadow of circumstance behind them. Her child was born in early spring. Eventually they had several others. She never looked back, and rarely spoke of her home.

  Marya named her child Luk. Coming from a matriarchal and matrilineal clan, she refused to call him by Leto's patronymic, and she disdained using her own family name since she had been ripped from her home. She never told anyone, not even Luk himself, what the name meant, only that it wasn't the word for good fortune that it sounded like.

  When he was old enough, Marya explained to him that names held power, and that a man who knew your name held power over you. Especially one who was gifted in or had studied this field. She further explained that this was why he was called by a homynym of a common word in the local language. It was like wearing a disguise.

  She also passed on her love of languages, teaching him all three of the island tongues that she knew. "The ability to communicate," she told him, "is what separates us from the animals. Especially those who walk and talk like men, but can't be bothered to think."

  Marya encouraged Luk to study the skill of Military Science, as she had. "Knowing the ins and outs of strategy and tactics will never harm you, and leadership skills are born of knowledge and practice, not of charisma. A man cannot defeat you if he cannot out-think you."

  And she set him off on a path of wisdom and knowledge that served him well.

Bob and Flo tell a joke, by Don Taco

Bob and Flo tell a joke 

copyright 2025 by Don Taco

"Hi, honey, I'm home!"

"What's for dinner?"

"I heard a joke at work today."

"Is it funny?"

"Yeah. At least, I think so."

"Well, go ahead then. You haven't told it before."

"Ha ha. It seems there was this prince..."

" Is this the one about the polaroid and the polar bear?"

"No. I don't know that one."

"I don't either. But if we did, I bet it'd be really funny."

"I bet it would. As funny as how many naked Presbyterian bicyclists it takes to change a light bulb?"

"Probably. Possibly. We still don't know exactly how funny that one is."

"True. Anyway, this prince..."

"Polaroid prints or Kodak prints?"

"I didn't ask."

"Another lost opportunity."

"Perhaps Polar prints or Kodiak prints."

"Perhaps!"

"Anyway, this prince, from Nigeria..."

"Ah. Couldn't be clearia."

"Or drearier."

"True! Polar extremes."

"Oh, very good."

"Thanks. It was the least I could do."

"Noted. Now where was I?"

"Had you even started?"

"Don't get me started."

"I thought you were self-starting?"

"No, you're thinking of the Moped."

"Weren't you starting a joke?"

"No, you're still thinking of the Moped."

"Something about a prince. With hemorrhoids?"

"No, that was Polaroids."

"Oh, yes. Just as unpleasant but much colder."

"Maybe cold enough to kill him."

"What makes you say that?"

"He was found dead."

"Presumably in Nigeria."

"In his apartment."

"Which might or might not be in Nigeria."

"Yes."

"Very sloppy reporting."

"Sad but true."

"Did they say what killed him?"

"They did not."

"Very sloppy investigating, too."

"True."

"You'd think a prince would get better treatment."

"They did say that he'd been ostracized by the current government."

"Ostracized? Are you sure it wasn't ostrich-sized? Or perhaps Osterized?"

"Well, they didn't actually say ostracized. I upgraded the word."

"Presumably to protect the innocent."

"Of course."

"Go on."

"If he'd been Osterized, they wouldn't have found him dead. Just a puddle of goo."

"True."

"If he'd been ostrich-sized, it would have been easier to get him in the Osterizer."

"Also true."

"In any case, they said they found him dead in his apartment. And do you know what really surprised them?"

"That you eventually got to the point?"

"I haven't yet. Kind of you to point that out."

"My kind of point."

"Point for you. Who's winning?"

"Heh. Nobody."

"What really surprised them was that there was sixteen million dollars stashed in shoe boxes in his closet."

"That's a lot of shoe boxes!"

"And not only that, but on his computer they found tens of thousands of unanswered emails that he had been sending out for years, asking for help."

"Oh! I might have gotten one of those."

"I think everyone did."

"I feel sorry for that poor prince. But wait, wasn't this supposed to be a joke?"

"It was told as a joke. People laughed."

"But is it funny?"

"That's a good question."

"Maybe you shouldn't keep telling it, if it might not be a joke."

"It might even be true."

"For all we know."

"Right. What are we doing for dinner?"

"Nothing's planned."

Sunday, May 18, 2025

The Darkness by Brian Brown

 The Darkness



     It was a cool night, even though it had reached almost 100 that day. The wide swing in temperatures always surprised visitors to the Mojave Desert; 40 degrees or more difference between day and night was common in the extremely dry climate. The new moon meant that it would stay pitch black until the wee hours of the morning, when a lunar sliver would be visible for just a few hours.


     The blast of pepper spray hit him full force in the face as he rounded the corner of his shabby rental trailer. He tried to scream, but only a gasp came out as he inhaled a good dose of the capsicum chemical formulation. Then, his body was suddenly caught in an electric fire; he spasmed in pain as the taser points wiped out any control of his muscles and he fell in a heap on the sandy ground. Two sets of arms grabbed him, trussed him up, and lifted him over the side of the pickup bed, tied him quickly to the cargo hooks, and drove away quietly. Resistance had not been an option; he was completely consumed with simply trying to breathe, to put out the fire in his eyes and throat, to gain some kind of control over his limbs, his consciousness, and his voice. He became aware that a hood had been slipped over his head. His hands and feet were bound, and he could only move a short distance from side to side. 


     After about 20 minutes, he felt the truck slowing down: he had realized at some point that he was lying down and tied up in the bed of a pickup truck. It turned onto a bumpy dirt road, then went on for maybe a half an hour before slowing and coming to a stop. He could feel that his face was covered with snot and tears, and he thought he may have pissed himself, but he wasn’t sure. 


     Two doors opened and closed, the tailgate went down, and he felt himself being dragged out the back. He had his legs back now and stood on his own when he found the ground. 


“What the fuck is this, who are you guys?” he hissed out as best he could.


“Shut up” one of them said, and slapped him hard on the back of the head. They walked him forward 40 feet, and then stopped. One of them pulled the hood off his head. What he saw, other than the nearly complete darkness, was two men, each wearing a full ski mask. Only the eyes and mouths were uncovered. His hands were still bound behind his back, and he tried to wipe his face and eyes on his shirt by hunching his shoulders. It didn’t work very well. One of the men pulled out a small towel and wiped the snot, tears, and eye mucus.


“I want you to see this ”, his benefactor said.   


Suddenly the world in front of them was illuminated with a huge flashlight. A foot  in front of him was the edge of a sheer cliff, at least 100 feet to the bottom. He was staring into the maw of a huge, abandoned open pit mine. He instinctively tried to jump backwards, but hadn’t realized the two men were directly behind him. He could not move or fight; his hands were still bound behind him. He struggled, but it did him no good. He heard a few rocks fall into the pit from his scuffling, and eventually they clattered at the bottom. 


“No!” he cried, “Please don’t! Why are you doing this? Who are you guys? I didn’t do anything, I swear!”


One of the men said, “Scary, isn’t? You think this is how she felt? When someone else is going to hurt you, and you have no control?” 


“What? He said.“ You mean that chick back in town? That’s what this is about? I didn’t do anything to her, I just got a little mad. Nothing worth getting killed over.”


The older man couldn’t remember the last time he had heard anyone call a woman a “ chick”. No matter. 


“And what about the children, was that no big deal also? We saw what you did to the boy.”


The other man added, “ And people are saying that you’ve been getting after that little girl, is that true? Is that nothing too?” 


Without thinking he responded, “ Hey, she ain’t exactly a little girl, she just turned a teenager. ‘'


Then he realized what he just said probably sounded like a confession.


“ I meant no, I didn’t lay a hand on the little girl for nothing. I never touched her.”


“You piece of shit” the older man growled. “ Come on, let’s take him to the other place. This is too good for him. “


The man squirmed and kicked out with his feet, to no effect.


The younger one said,  “Hey asshole, you want another face full of pepper spray? Keep it up and you’re gonna get it.” That calmed him down. 


The older man said,  “I got him, you go get the rope. Meet me over there.” 


“Rope? What fucking rope? What the fuck do you guys think you’re doing? You better not…”


Whack, the older man slapped him on the back of the head again. “Shut up, I don’t want to hear anything from you.” He walked and dragged the man about 100 feet from the pit, and up and over small mounds of rocks and boulders. “Tie it around that big one there, it’s not going to move.” The older man said. The younger man appeared out of the darkness, carrying a rope which he looped around a boulder the size of a large stove. As he joined them, the man could see that the other end of the rope was tied in a classic hangman’s noose. Fear crept up in him.


    They dragged him a few more feet forward, then someone flipped on the enormous light again. A few feet in front of him was a nearly vertical shaft, headed for the core of the planet, the bottom unseeable and unknown. About 30 feet down was a snag of old timbers, partially obscuring the passage. Random pieces of heavy rusty cable and pipe lay where they had caught on the timbers. As he stared, horrified and mesmerized, the young man slipped the noose around his neck and firmed it up. 


“Oh no, no you can’t do this…Please… I swear I didn’t do anything that bad,  I swear Don’t do this, please.”


Ignoring him, the older man asked, “How much slack in that rope? If there’s too much it might pull his head clear off.” 


“Quite a bit, maybe 8 or ten feet. It’s going to stretch him out good, that’s for sure.” 


 

“Please, guys, what do you want? What can I do here? You can have anything I have. Just don’t do this, for God’s sake!” It occurred to him that they could be bluffing, but now the fear was on him, in him, as he stood on the brink of this pitiless hole with a hangman’s rope around his neck. He didn’t know where he was, the ass end of somewhere, absolutely no lights anywhere except the Milky Way above. He believed that his miserable little life might be about to end. He was in their hands. 


The younger man said, “What we want is for you to suffer. Like you made them suffer. We don’t want you to ever do that to anyone, anywhere, ever again.”


“I won’t, I swear to God, I swear to God. Please don’t do this. Just let me go. I’ll walk out of here, wherever this is. You don’t want to be murderers, do you? Please, just give me another chance. I’ll never touch another woman or child, I swear to you.” 


“You know”, the older man said, “ Why don’t we just skip the rope and throw him down the shaft?” He’s not going to clear those timbers and cables, that’ll be a lot more painful than having his neck broken in an instant.” They all stared down the hole. He was right. 


“ Right…” the other one said. “If he does clear the timbers by some miracle, I don’t even know where the bottom of this hole is. Give him some time to think about it before he hits the rocks.”


“OK then, take the rope off and let’s get this done.”


     The younger man slipped the rope off of his neck and they scooted him to the very edge of the shaft. “Grab him by his belt, let’s send him down head first.” They lifted him off the ground and tilted him forward, giving him a good view of the shaft. And the darkness beyond.


He was in full panic now, screaming and crying, pleading, as they tilted him forward. Death was beckoning him and he knew it. 


“ Bon Voyage, asshole,” the younger man said, as they tilted him up. 


“ Hold it,”  said the older one. “If he hangs up on those timbers and cables, like he probably will, what do we do about the body? Somebody will eventually come along and see it, and that could be a problem. I sure as hell don’t want to climb down there to retrieve it. Put him back down for a minute.” 


     He was sobbing now as his feet reached the ground again. Salvation, if just for a minute. He was still alive. Like nearly all the men who did these kinds of things, he was a coward at heart.


A momentary pause as they listened to his whimpering. “Well, there is that other place,” said the younger one.”  We could just do that.” 


“ Yeah, I’m thinking the same thing. Let’s just do that,” said the other. They hustled him back into the truck while he protested and pleaded and asked questions, but they ignored him as they tied his feet together again and lashed him to the cargo hooks bolted onto the truck. 


“Listen, I left just enough slack in that steel cable to let you reach the pavement and then a little extra. In case you’re thinking about jumping over the side of the truck, I figure it will grind you off down to about the knees before we get stopped. You’d best stay in the truck.” He slipped the hood back over the man’s head before he realized what was going on. The man groaned and whimpered, but said nothing. 


   “I will,” he said quietly. “ Where are you taking me?”  


     “Someplace where no one is going to bother you,” said the ski mask, and then he climbed into the truck and they were off. They traveled for maybe another 20 minutes, he guessed, intermittently on and off smooth pavement and bumpy roads, and he had absolutely no idea of where he was. He realized at some point that although they had terrorized  him and been gruff, they hadn’t beaten him, or really even hurt him after the initial abduction. Maybe they weren’t crazy or murderers. Maybe he could survive this. And then, it would be his turn. He fantasized about that as he rolled around in the back of the truck. About paying them a visit in the middle of the night. 


   He felt the truck climbing slightly over an uncomfortably rough road, and then they stopped. They got him up and out of the truck, and  untied his feet so he could walk on his own, though his hands were still bound behind him.  After a short distance, the air changed somehow, and the sound, and he had the distinct feeling they were indoors somewhere, or in a tunnel… “Where are we?”, he asked?


“See for yourself,” one of the ski masks said. One of them pulled the hood off while the other one quickly put the noose back around his neck. The flashlight illuminated the sides of a rocky tunnel, with little bits of debris and trash here and there, and a hole that disappeared horizontally back into the darkness. They were underground. 


 “Walk,” one of the ski masks said. 


“Hey man, I don’t know what you’re thinking of doing here, but you’re not going to  get away with it. Where the fuck you think you’re taking me?” His spirit had recovered during the ride, and he wasn’t going to go easily. 


“Oh, we know exactly where we are taking you, tough guy.” 


He planted his feet and skidded, nearly stopping their progress with his resistance. 


“You have that pepper spray? Get it out and give him a blast in the face.”


“Yeah, it’s here in my pack. Hold on a second”, said the one holding the noose like it was  a leash. He began rummaging around in a small day pack.


“OK, OK, I won’t do that, I swear. No more spray, man. That shit is the worst thing I’ve ever had. I won’t fight you, I promise, just no more spray, please.” They slipped the hood back over his head.


“Alright then, walk and shut up. Any more trouble, and we will spray you and drag you the rest of the way by your heels. Not a goddam word out of you.” He nodded.


     And so they walked, for 5 minutes, then 10, then 15, in the beam of the flashlight  and silence. Occasionally, they intersected other tunnels going off to the left or right, sometimes angling up or down, as the miners had followed the ore body wherever it led. There was timbering in most of the side tunnels. Eventually they turned into one of these side tunnels, and in a couple of hundred feet it dropped off at a steep angle to the right. The area was heavily supported, a ghostly forest of 12-inch square posts holding the roof up. 


     The ski mask with the backpack went into it and came up with a couple of steel bicycle cables and locks. Exhausted, disoriented, and frightened once again, he didn’t resist as he was cabled and locked to a massive vertical mining timber. 

They pulled off the hood and shone the beam around so he could see the surroundings. Rock walls, a large tunnel proceeding into the darkness, and to his right, a huge timbered room slanting downward into the darkness. There appeared to be no end to it. 



“What are you guys going to do to me?”  he asked, the fear rising in him once again. 


“Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Here. Have a last drink of water. You’re probably pretty dry by now.” The man tipped the bottle up and he drank thirstily. 


“ This is the end of the line for you.”


“What? What do you mean the end of the line… You can’t leave me here. You aren’t going to do that, are you? You can’t just leave me here!”


“Oh yes, we can, and we are. I doubt you are going to chew through those cables. Besides, it’ll give you some quiet time to think about what you did. About your miserable little life. That sort of thing.”


   The other man added,  “What is it— about the middle of May? When the weather starts to cool down, in October,  people start coming out to the desert again. One of those caving groups might come down in here at Thanksgiving vacation. All you have to do is hang on until then. That’ll give you something to look forward to.” The two masked men giggled at that. 


“Come on, guys, please. I know you’re not going to do this.” 


     The two men got up, and one of them said, “You did this to yourself. There’s no one to blame but you. We’re just getting rid of a threat in our community and a piece of human garbage. No one cares, and no one is going to come looking. Come on, let’s go .” He turned to the other man, they nodded, then started back up the main tunnel. 


     He was immediately surrounded in darkness, their receding flashlight the only source of illumination. It faded as he yelled to them, at them, then pleaded as they rounded a bend in the tunnel, and then they were gone. All light was gone. All sound was gone. He was standing in a universe of complete darkness and complete silence. Nothing. It didn’t take long for the panic, and then terror, to set in. 


     Oh God, Oh God, this had really happened, it wasn’t some nightmare he would wake up from. What could he do, how could he not die here? Oh God, Oh God, not this! He screamed and screamed for a while, thinking they might be just hiding around that bend. Nothing. He cursed them and then he wept, and finally he went silent. Nothing. He calmed  himself and tried  to think logically. Maybe he could escape somehow.


      He spent some time feeling around, figuring out exactly how he was bound, and if there was any possibility of escape. There was not. He discovered that he could sit or stand, and even lie down uncomfortably on the slanted ground he remembered seeing off to his right. He talked to himself, just to hear a sound. This would evolve into full conversations, sometimes in his head, sometimes out loud; it made no difference. There was absolutely no stimulation other than what he created. Eventually, he pissed himself because he had to. The smell, at least, was something, as was the wetness.


    And the time went on and on as he dozed. His body ached, and he changed positions frequently, but he thought he had slept. What difference did it make? He mumbled and he hummed and occasionally he wept or even wailed, just to hear a sound. He remembered a quote he had read or heard somewhere, maybe in high school, about abandoning all hope ye who enter here. Maybe it was in church; it sounded religious to him. He remembered and cursed his stepfather, sensing that there was a through line somehow between what had happened to him then and what he had done to the woman and her children. 


   And the time went on and on. On the second day, he defecated in his pants because he had no choice. At least the smell was something, a sensation, a stimulation.  Several hours later, the skin around his rectum began to burn as the feces turned his skin into a flaming pink membrane. He cried out in pain. But at least the pain was something. He decided he was going to kill himself by holding his breath until he died, but of course, it didn’t work. At least the pounding in his lungs was something to focus on. And the time and the darkness and the silence went on and on. Eventually, he examined his soul, for the first time, he realized. He did not like what he saw, as he relived the countless cruelties and petty meannesses he had routinely inflicted upon others weaker than him. This had been his life; and now it seemed that would be the sum of it. He wept for himself.


 Time went on. He had no idea if it was day or night or how long he had been there. His voice grew into a small rasp, and he had never been so thirsty in his life. He began to see little flecks of light, little sparkles, whether his eyes were open or closed. His body ached in every joint, in every muscle. Just let it end, he said out loud, please just let me die. He imagined he saw a pinpoint of light, getting closer and closer, like they said on television. The good lord or the holy spirit or the devil coming to take his soul. It was ending, he thought, it would be over soon. Then he had the dim realization that the light was progressing down the tunnel toward him, casting light on the roof and the rough stone sides. It was people. Someone was coming. 


     He blinked at the light, asking himself was he awake? Was he conscious? Were his eyes opened or closed? That had stopped making any difference a long time ago. The answer to all of these questions came back yes! It was real, someone was coming. Soon he began to hear the soft rustling of their clothing and their footsteps on the tunnel floor. Thank God he croaked, then  “Help me, help me please!”  He could see two sets of legs approaching.


     The two men in the ski masks looked down at him. He stared back, no one speaking. And then he began to weep, to cry deeply, an agonizing whine amongst the sobbing. Tears and snot covered his filthy face again. He was spent. He was the picture of a hideous thing, a completely broken man. One of them produced a bottle of water and handed it to him where he sat on the ground. He took it wearily, and croaked  “Thank you” as he drank deeply. 


“Smells like he shit himself,” one of them said. 


“I had to, I couldn’t do anything else,” he drank deeply again. It was silent, then finally he said “What now?”  


“Well, this can go two ways. We can get up and go, and just leave you here.” 


He bowed his head  and began to weep again. “No, please, please don’t leave me. I can’t do this anymore,” he sobbed. If you’re going to leave me, then just kill me first. Just kill me before you go.”


“Here, drink this,” the other one said, handing him a bottle of Gatorade. He drank the sweet, salty  green liquid, never tasting anything so luscious. Nectar. Ambrosia. 


“Or… if we’re convinced that you have changed, we can take you with us. It’s up to you.” 


 The glimmer of hope registered in his brain like a sledgehammer. 


“Yes, yes I’ve changed, I swear to you. I’ve had nothing to do but think, and I know what I did was a terrible thing, many terrible things, but I can change, I swear to god.” 


He sensed that they weren’t believing it. 

“What can I do - I’ll do anything you want. I’ll apologize to her. I can send her some money when I get some. Do you want me to leave town? I’ll pack up and leave as soon as I get back. I’m done with her. I’m done with this place. I want to be a new man. Get a fresh start somewhere. Honest, swear to God I will never lay my hands on another woman. Ever. Please, give me a chance to prove it.”


Silence, as they both stared down at him, digesting his babble. He put his head down and began to weep again, uncontrollably, a high-pitched, almost shrill sound. After a minute, he got control of himself, sniffling and smearing the goo on his face with his forearm. 


“Here, one of them said, eat this,” handing him a granola bar. He opened it and ate in the silence. He tasted peanuts and oats and nougat and chocolate, and it was the best thing he had ever eaten. 


“Thank you,” he whispered, and his voice was sincere. He chewed in silence as they watched him. The younger man moved forward and began to unravel and unlock the steel cables. 


“What’s it like out there? Is it day or is it night? Is it hot yet? How long have I been in here?” 


The two men exchanged a glance, then the older one said. “Well, let’s go take a look.” 


“Oh God, thank you, thank you, thank you, God bless you both,” and he began to weep quietly again.  


They lifted him to his feet; he was wobbly and still and needed help for the first few steps.  His balance was off, and he took baby steps, like a little old man. The younger man said, “Hold it. Give me your hands.” 


“You don’t have to do that. I’m not going to fight you,” he said quietly.  


 Yeah, well, humor me.“ He put his hands behind his back. Then the older man said,  “I think in front will be okay.”  And so he put his hands together in front of him, where they were loosely bound together. 


     They started off up the tunnel, slow at first, but as the food and drink began to kick in and his muscles loosened, soon they were walking at almost a normal pace. It seemed to him that they walked a long time, much longer than when they had brought him here. Then finally he began to sense the air getting fresher, and then they were out, outside under a moonless sky with a million stars in the Milky Way twinkling at them. He stared up in wonder with his mouth open, overwhelmed by the beauty. He had never really paid attention. Now he would never take it for granted again. 


    “Get in the back. I’m not going to tie you down, but if you try to jump out, we’re taking you back in there. You understand?”  


       “Yes, sir. You won’t have any trouble from me.” 


The other man moved in and put the hood over his head. “Oh no, please, not that again, no more darkness. Please, you don’t have to worry about me.”  


“Yeah, well, humor ME this time. Don’t worry, it won’t be long.”


They bounced slowly down the bumpy dirt road, then onto the pavement. The night was cool, even a little chilly in the back of the truck. He didn’t mind a bit, as he enjoyed the whine of the tires on the pavement.  Once a car swooshed by in the opposite direction, and he marveled at the momentary change in the air pressure. He soaked it all in, relishing every sensation. 


   In no more than 30 minutes, the truck slowed, and he was unloaded off the tailgate. One of them guided him around to the front of the truck. In the distance, he could just barely hear sounds of a highway. They pulled the hood off, and in the distance, he could see headlights coming and going from the left and right. 


    “That’s the highway into the city. It’s just about a mile over there. You walk out there, and maybe  you can hitch a ride in. If not, eventually, a cop will come by and wonder why you are standing out there in the middle of the night. You be mindful about what you tell him.” 


“Yes, sir.”


     The other ski mask dropped a duffel bag on the ground and said, “Everything you had worth keeping in that shitty little trailer is in the duffel bag. Clothes, a little food and water, and whatever else that might have some value. There are a couple of towels so you can clean yourself up as best you can. Probably just throw those dirty clothes out in the desert here. And wash your face. You’ll never get a ride looking like that.”


“Yes, sir.”


     The older of the two said, “Now you listen to me, and you listen good. Don’t you ever come back to town or anywhere near it. You forget about that woman and whatever else is back there. If we ever hear  of you coming back here, we will come and get you again and take you into a deeper hole, and we WON’T come back. You understand me clearly?” 


“Yes, sir, yes, sir, I do. You won’t ever see me again. I can promise you that. I want to go somewhere far away and get a fresh start. Things look different to me now. I think I can do better. I know I can be a better person. Thank you for not killing me. I know I’m getting a second chance, and I won’t waste it. I swear to you.” 


    “Well, that’s a good thing to hear. You ain’t a kid, but you ain’t an old man either. You’ve still got time to make something of yourself. No go and do it.”


The two men got into their truck, and he watched them drive away into the darkness. He stood there alone, still stunned by what had happened to him, but also filled with an almost religious zeal for starting over and this time getting it right. Then, he picked up the duffel and walked toward the light. 

Ageless Living By Mark Farenbaugh

Ageless Living By Mark Farenbaugh I am a man who has lived a long time, but I want to live longer. When I look in ...