Wednesday, December 14, 2022

With Luck All Things Are Possible by Don Taco

 WITH LUCK ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE



THIS PIECE OF PAPER HAS BEEN AROUND THE WORLS NINE TIMES. NOT THIS ACTUAL PIECE, BUT BILLIONS AND ZILLIONS JUST LIKE IT.  THE LUCK HAS SENT IT TO YOU.  JUST YOUR LUCK.  IT HAS BEEN AROUND THE WORLD TWICE CLOCKWISE, ONCE COUNTERCLOCKWISE, THRICE ANTIBIPOLARLY, TWICE ANTISPINWARD, AND ONCE BY TELEPATHY.  YOU WILL RECEIVE LUCK WITHIN FOUR DAYS OF RECEIVING THIS LETTER.  JUST YOUR LUCK.  PROVIDED YOU SEND IT ON CORRECTLY.  OR NOT, IT'S UP TO YOU.  DO NOT KEEP THIS LETTER.  IT MUST LEAVE YOUR HANDS IF YOU ARE LUCKY.  DO NOT SEND MONEY TO OTHER PEOPLE.  ONLY A FOOL WOULD DO THAT. SEND THIS LETTER TO OTHER PEOPLE THAT YOU FEEL JUSTLY DESERVE IT.  WITH LUCK, YOU MAY NOT SEE ANOTHER LIKE IT.


AN R.A.F. OFFICER RECEIVED $170,000,000.00 THAT HE EARNED BY WORKING ALL HIS LIFE.  JOE ELLIOTT LOST $400,000.00 BECAUSE HE BROKE THE CHAIN THAT TIED HIS YACHT TO THE DOCK.  GEORGE BARKER LOST HIS WIFE, BUT FOUND HER AGAIN IN THE SPORTING GOODS SECTION, 51 DAYS AFTER RECEIVING THIS LETTER AND FAILING TO SEND IT ON.  BEFORE HIS DEATH, HE RECEIVED HIS OLD AGE PENSION.


DO NOTE THE FOLLOWING.  IN 1953, A WOMAN SET THE LETTER ASIDE, PROMISING HERSELF TO MAKE 20 COPIES AND SEND THEM ON.  EACH PERSON SHE SENT IT TO MADE 20 COPIES AND SENT THEM ON.  EVEN THOUGH MORE THAN 50% OF THE PEOPLE WHO LATER RECEIVED THE LETTER FAILED TO SEND IT ON, BY NOW MORE THAN 279,866,245,837,964,503,663,972,200,530,000,000,000 COPIES OF THE LETTER HAVE BEEN MAILED, ENOUGH FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD WHO EVER LIVED TO GET ONE IN THE MAIL EVERY DAY OF THEIR LIFE.  WHAT LUCK.  NINE DAYS LATER SHE DIED.


DO NOT IGNORE THIS.

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