Tuesday, March 8, 2022

It's Alive! by Don Taco

 






It's Alive!


  It is decades ago now, but the memories are as fresh as yesterday. At our little community theater, we were producing Frankenstein, a staid, classic adaptation for the stage of the well-known morality tale, even including the Doctor's diary and the chase across the Arctic tundra, details that are often left out of adaptations of this story. Of course, the set was the laboratory, with all the gothic and period tech we could muster. At the back of the room, we had a twelve foot Jacob's Ladder, the rabbit-ears-antenna-like structure  that tosses around rising, snarling arcs of electricity, which required two operators, to prevent any possibility of it going off when anyone was close enough to bump into it and shock themself. There was also a two foot Jacob's ladder on one of the tables, with its own operator. You can train people to be careful, but when they're acting, they are someone else, and you must respect that, and protect them. One of us had a large white pet rat, and it was on a table every night. Few audience members noticed it. Not every treat is for every person. We had a Van De Graaf generator, flintlock dueling pistols, live flame, torches, pyrotechnics. Stunning period costumes. The top-notch talent in our pool, both on and behind the stage.

  When I reported to the director, and asked what he needed, he told me he was hoping I'd handle the Induction Coil, which hangs over the body and channels the electricity to it. I said, "What do you want?"

He said, "What have you got?" License To Fly. 

  There's a lot of stuff hiding in the corners of a fifty-year-old not-for-profit all-volunteer community theater. As much as you have room to store. Because you never know what you might need. And when you do need it, you can't afford it. I started digging around. Instead of "What does an Induction Coil look like?" I asked, as I ransacked the junk, "What looks like an Induction Coil?"

  The heart of the induction coil turned out to be a bizarre wrought iron clock I found. Around the clock face were 12 spikes of typical wrought iron design, twists and such, with a boxy thing at the end of each that had a bulb and socket, night-light sized, behind green patterned glass. About two feet across. Who would want this on their wall is a complete mystery, which is why, I'm sure, it was now in the basement of the theater, and had been for who knows how long. I turned it horizontal, hung it from a pipe in the basement, and started adding parts to it. I rewired it so that each bulb was independent. Another volunteer owned 2 mechanical chase units from some ancient marquee, and I attached those and wired them so that the bulbs had 2 out-of-phase chases going on, spinning in opposite directions. That meant wiring each bulb to the controllers. They also made odd whirring, humming, and clacking noises. Above that I added a cage sort of structure, similar to the wrought iron, whose origin is a complete mystery, but which served as a hanging point and gave the unit some top depth. Below, I found something similar to those cheap cages that hold your tomato plants up, which gave me a structure to hold a bunch of other items, each smaller than the last, so that the coil tapered down to a point. Some weird plastic thing got deconstructed to provide the actual nose cone, which had a bulb stuck down in it. Above that, some orange plastic bowl, also with lights. Then, a fake plastic cut glass cake cover, stuffed to the gills with strings of randomly blinking colored Christmas lights, which looked great through the distortion of the patterned plastic. There was already a lot of wiring in this thing, even before we added the special effects. Up close, it was bizarre. From a distance, such as where the audience sits, it would have done any sci-fi B-movie proud. It hung in the theater basement for many years before it fell apart, and every new volunteer who went down there stopped and asked, "What the hell is that?" "Oh. That's the Induction Coil." It did actually get used again. Twice. In the Sci-Fi musical parody, it got its polarity reversed.

  We wanted the coil to raise and lower. There may have been lines in the script. That's problematic in a small space with a relatively low ceiling, but I was able to engineer about four feet of travel, at a 45 degree angle, with only about a two and a half foot drop, which we just barely had room for. You can't waste visual space on a prop that hides the actors, but we made a workable compromise, and could still have it travel in and out. This involved quite a bit of rigging, as we have no side-stage space to work in. A number of pulleys had to be installed, a number of holes had to be drilled and sleeved through walls and ceilings, so that the effect could be run from the next room, a pivot and lever had to be constructed, and safety latches had to be developed to hold it in place at both ends of its travel. An operator, who could not see the effect, had to be trained. That was the easy part. 

  A chain loop, heaviest chain we had, nearly 30 feet long, was hung from one of the light pipes. The Doctor's assistant would pull on the loop to raise or lower the coil. One night at notes, the director looked at the next note, paused a bit, and said that he had written a note to the actor to lower the coil more slowly, and had just remembered that the chain pulling did not actually control the coil. The illusion worked so well it fooled him, and he designed it. The actor pulled the chain less vigorously from then on.

  Another of the odd things that theater has in its basement is a control panel of unknown origin, with an array of big black knob switches on it. It gets used in any kind of industrial set, and in 1950s spaceships, and it was just a tad too modern for Frankenstein. But I had realized that the black knobs were 120 volt, 12 position, rotary switches. That meant that I could wire 12 things to a switch, and send power to them one at a time, as fast as the stagehand could twist the knob. We had a guy building small pyrotechnic charges for us, in brass bullet casings, that would spray a small puff of smoke and some sparks if you connected them to a 9 volt battery. We had them all over the machinery and electrics, for the explosion scene, and also the creation scene, wired to a couple of switches. I took some of them and some flash bulbs in their sockets, and wired them all individually so that there was a string of 12 tiny explosions in a row down the length of the induction coil, some of them multiples, that would fire in order as the rotary switch was spun. Much more complicated visually than having them all go off at once. That meant that 12 pairs of wires had to run up along the mounting wire for the coil, which you will remember had to move, and 13 extension cords had to be strung across the ceiling back to the other room to provide power and control for all these effects. And all of these charges and flash bulbs had to be replaced every time they were used.

  The table, or slab, if you will, that the corpse lay on, was constructed with hinged dog-legs on one end, so that a stagehand could yank on a rope in the next room and drop that end of the table forcefully to the ground with a resounding thump. That involved more holes through the wall, and training another operator who could not see the result.

  There were a great many moving parts that all had to happen at what seemed to be all at once, but had to be perfectly timed. We practiced. We had good people. We had the best people. There were more than thirty people working on the show, with fifteen of them actively involved in the single moment of the monster's creation. And that's not the design of the moment, that's the execution of the moment.

  Opening night is a deadline. Done or not, the show goes on. We opened. We were not embarrassed.

  After each performance, there were inevitable tours of the set, which we were proud to do, since we found it as magnificent as they did. Always the children, and often child-like adults as well. 

  Towards the end of the show, the monster went berserk in the lab, tore things up, and caused an explosion. The explosion was mostly a sound effect, but under every place in the structure they would fit were all our old, typically useless, beam projectors, un-noticed. With the loud boom, the audience would get blasted with an unexpected wash of light right in their faces, and the curtain would close. A bold choice. 

  The monster also tangled with the electricity and shocked himself. We had on hand, from the guts of a fancy camera, the part that was the flash unit. It recharged quickly, and was often used to 'charge' the bits of glow tape on the sets. We had installed it on the set, attached to an electrical box in the midst of the jumble of ancient technology, one of those with a big metal handle on the side. Before the explosion scene, a stagehand would turn it on and push the button that gave it a fresh charge. When the monster got to that spot in the set, he would reach for the flash unit, make a big show of grabbing at the switch handle, set off the flash, violently throw himself back as if shocked, and get even more deranged. 

  By the time of the tours, that unit would have recharged, and as we walked folks through the set, pointing things out, letting them see the Jacob's Ladders up close, but not too close, and the like, we would get to that box, point it out, set off the flash, and react just as the monster had. Who says the technical staff can't act? And, I swear to the Lord above, every one of those visitors gasped in shock, and blurted out, "Omigod, are you alright?" And then noticed us smirking. Often, other stagehands would be lurking, pretending to do something, just to watch out of the corner of their eye as we sprung this trap.

  Late in the rehearsal process, during the rush and tumble of building, wiring, testing, costuming, and coordinating everything in only three weeks on stage, we ran the creation sequence for the first time as a whole, with most of the parts in place, most of the operators involved, and most of the effects working. There were about fifteen people directly involved in the creation of this single moment. We got to see that with the finished pieces, the polish, and the practice, we would have something far greater than the sum of its components. We would have the dream we were pursuing together. We looked at each other, set down our tools, locked up early, and went out for beer. We deserved to be congratulated, and we knew it.

  On a gloomy night, the Doctor and his assistant lowered in the Induction Coil, harnessed their electricity, twisted their dials and flipped their switches, and once again failed to achieve results. Glumly, they put away their implements, turned off their instruments, pulled the sheet back up over the body, shut down the lights, and carried their torch out of the lab, sealing the door behind them. There were a number of seconds of peace and quiet, dramatically split by a vicious bolt of lightning arcing past the window, and a huge clap of thunder startling everyone. With no pause at all, the lights and instruments in the room all flashed, as did the ones in the Induction Coil, sparks and puffs of smoke burst from much of the equipment, and a visible chain of lightning and sparks and puffs of smoke ran down the vertical length of the coil, as the legs of the table with the corpse on it collapsed at one end with an overwhelming thud. 

  As everyone jumped half out of their seat, gasped, and tried to get a breath, the lights faded quickly back to the dimness of the stormy night, the dust settled, the echoes faded away, and all was calm again. A few breaths later, the monster slowly, oh so slowly, raised up to a sitting position, the sheet gently sliding into his lap.

  And everyone in that room said the same thing to themself. 

  "It's alive!"

  Every night, a few even said it aloud.

  Seconds later, the Doctor and his assistant burst back through the laboratory door, torches in hand, threw the switch that restored the lights, and confronted their creation.

  "It's alive!"

  You may or may not believe in telepathy, but we experience it in the theater, just as musicians do when playing together. Of course, the major problem with it is that nearly everyone is a sender, and almost no one is a receiver. But, those evenings, we heard them. We heard them all. Each and every one, in their own head.

  "It's alive!"

  We put that amazement and terror in their head, without a word spoken.

  And that, that right there, and exactly that, that was our goal.

  "It's alive!"

Monday, March 7, 2022

 Regret

-- by rickiT


My wife and I are driving around Maui to Hana.

We stop for gas where I speak to the attendant.

“Anything interesting up ahead?” I ask.

“There’s a waterfall in about 5 miles. People jump off it into a pool. Look for a small sign with a picture of a waterfall.”

“Thanks,” I said, paying for the gas.


Cruising along the road to Hana I see the sign.

“Let’s go to the waterfall,” I say as I make the hard right turn.

Paula nods tentatively.


We pull up to a clearing where some cars are parked.

I hear laughter and screams as I open the door.


We have been wearing our swim suits the entire time we’ve been in Hawaii, so we are already dressed for this adventure. I secret the car key on a tire, take Paula’s hand and follow the path toward the laughter.


The path opens suddenly to a deep blue pool under a 20’ tall waterfall. The lush jungle frames a chaotic scene of swimmers paddling along the edges of the pool and people running up the path to the top of the cliff where the waterfall dives into the pool. A jumper is plunging through the air to land with an enormous splash.


The jumper swims to the shore, climbs out of the water and immediately begins to hike back up the cliff.

As soon as the pool is clear, another jumper makes the leap.


“Let’s go up Paula.” I drag her up the cliff.


At the top of the waterfall we look over the edge. We watch as others jump. The pool is very deep. No jumper touches the bottom. I look into Paula’s eyes.


“Whenever I am on the edge of something tall,” she says, “I imagine that I can jump. It can be a building, a bridge or a cliff. I can not help but think about it. I always have to talk myself out of it. It scares me.”

“The pool seems very deep and other people are not getting hurt,” I say.

“Yes, but it is water and you know I am not comfortable swimming. No. I am going back down.”


Paula hurries back down the path.


I see her arrive at the pool. I take a deep breath, step to the edge of the cliff and jump.


The air whistles in my ears as the world drops out from under me. I am suspended in space for an unexpectedly long time. The wall of the waterfall rushes next to me. As I contemplate my weightlessness a loud splashing sound envelops me. I am surrounded by liquid, still falling. I look up to watch the surface of the pool receding. Instinctively I kick my legs to propel me up.

I burst through the surface with a splashing pop of oxygen. 


I cannot stop laughing as I swim to shore.


Paula is there to give me a hug and share my excitement.

“I wanna do it again. Come with me?”

She shakes her head no.


After a couple more jumps we return to the car and continue our drive around Maui.


We arrive at the Pools of ‘Ohe’o (Seven Sacred Pools).

They are a series of waterfalls and pools which cascade down a rainforest gulch near Hana. 


The first waterfall is a rocky precipice with slippery wet boulders at the top. We walk up to the observation path. Paula climbs without hesitation onto the slippery rocks to get a better view.


I am horrified. Gripping the guard rail I see that a fall from the boulders is not survivable. Paula is fearless. I physically shake.


Paula is bold and determined in the face of danger. I wonder what prevented her from jumping into the pool earlier that day. Certainly it was not trepidation. 


Once home, Paula tells me that she regrets not jumping from the waterfall into the pool. She wishes that she had made the leap.


A year later we sit at our kitchen table writing bucket lists of things we want to do before we die (kick the bucket). Paula puts a parachute jump on her list. I rise my eyebrows, but say nothing aloud.


Another year later a friend shows us a video of her first skydive.


“How about doing that, Paula? You can check off the parachute jump from your bucket list.”


Remembering her regret of not jumping the waterfall, Paula says, “Yes,” without hesitation.


We arrange to skydive during our vacation, a few months from then. This is a mistake. We should have just gone the next weekend. For three months our friends, coworkers and family try to convince us not to skydive.


“It is so dangerous.”

“Are you crazy?”

“My friend was killed skydiving.”


None of this dissuades Paula from skydiving. She is determined not to add another regret to her life.


At the skydiving center, Paula is an avid student. 

The ground school instructor is a misogynistic terror. Because she is a woman, Paula is made to jump off a bleacher a dozen times to practice a parachute landing fall. The instructor says he wants to make sure she isn’t too fragile to skydive.

I think the old codger just wants to see her moving from feet to calf to thigh to hip to back, like some perverted dance.

She endures.

In the classroom Paula absorbs the diagrams and procedures. It is all I can do to keep up with her.

She faces all the aspects of skydiving training with bold determination. 


Just before boarding the airplane, Paula practices the sequence which she will perform in freefall. True to her instructions she waves her hands over her head, puts her hand on the ripcord handle and pulls. The main parachute plops out of the rig and onto the ground. Even though this is embarrassing she is undeterred. She insists that the instructor get another parachute rig so she can make the skydive.


In the airplane on jump run she moves to the door and looks down. It is a long way down.

I could jump, she thinks.

“Yes I can,” she says aloud.


Paula exits the airplane with her eyes wide open. She completes all the freefall tasks perfectly and when her parachute opens she steers it to a soft landing.


That jump changes her life. 


5,000 jumps later she is one of the best skydivers in the world.

She has no regrets.


Sunday, March 6, 2022

Bill on The Hill by Don Taco

Bill on The Hill

  

  During our high school years, a group of us often took our breaks and lunches on The Hill. That hill probably only had a drop of about 4 feet, and it would be generous to describe it as even a gentle slope, but it was still the hilliest place on campus, and perhaps of any place within walking distance, and was always referred to as The Hill. We lived in the flatlands. It was the leading edge of a lawn area starting at the concrete walkway into the front entrance and bordered by the fence protecting us from average or non-Catholic people who might choose to walk down the sidewalk there. Picnic tables and benches existed, but we had The Hill. At our 40th high school reunion, a decent sampling of The Hill's stalwarts gathered there again and reminisced. We were cool.


  During the events of our 50th reunion, I visited the hill again. The lawn area now hosts a large building, an arts center if I am not mistaken, something we never imagined. In our day, there was no Art. There were no Electives. No Shop. No Theater. There were Academics, and Extracurricular Activities, which included all the sports teams, not that they weren't well-supported. Even when we invented the Soccer Club and turned it into a team, it was well-supported. We arrived, we were told what classes we were taking, and that was that. Things have changed. The Hill has changed. It is now planters and concrete and paving blocks between those two buildings, and a somewhat less inviting place to gather for lunch.

 

  But it has an added feature. There are marble plaques arranged in an artful display, and on those plaques are engraved the names of all the graduates of that high school since time began. Of course, I immediately went and found my name, and checked the spelling, and scanned the names of my classmates. We were the 10th graduating class. Fifty years later, a lot of water has passed over that dam. Now, even with as highly as the Class of '71 regards itself, there still weren't any gold stars to distinguish us from all the other classes. But there are little white crosses next to the names of those we've lost.


  I went to the class of '73, and found my brother Bill's name. Little white cross.


  I don't think of Bill every day. Years have passed. But I was reminded of this memorial today when I saw a photo montage that included images of old guys our age visiting the Viet Nam veteran's memorial in Washington D.C. It was the same image. Except without the horrendous pathos of the senselessness of those deaths, and the horror of war.


  Still, it was touching. There are tears in my eyes as I write this.


  

Thursday, March 3, 2022

The Two Golden Rules of Successful Writing by Paul Delgado

 







The Two Golden Rules of Successful Writing

Rule #1  Keep it simple

Rule # 2  See Rule #1

It turns out that this has been much harder to do than it looks!

14 Things I Learned about Writing Short Stories by David Molina




!4 Things I Learned about Writing Short Stories



1.   Spend time developing your story idea before writing. Play with it.


 2.  Have a clear idea of your characters.  Character and scene sketches can help.


 3.  Hold conversations with your characters, get to know them.  You’ll be surprised.


 4.  Imagine your story as a movie.  Listen to the music, look at the opening shot, observe the

            cinematography as the story unfolds.  Observe the colors.


 5.  The first priority is to get it down on paper.  Habits and routines will help you here.


 6.  The rough draft is merely a starting point, don’t waste time polishing it.  Get it done.


 7.  Look at the rough draft and analyze the structure and development.  Spend your

            most time and energy on this crucial step before moving on.  You need to have good

       bones, good architecture


 8.  Make use of these two crucial opportunities:  a good title and a great ending


 9.  Avoid info dumps.  Weave the details into the story a little bit at a time.


 10. Think of your story as a haiku -  maximum impact, minimum words.

   

 11. After you have written your second draft, go through and search for all your verbs

           and adjectives.  Upgrade them.


 12. Look for sentences that are long or convoluted.  Break them down into short sentences.


 13. Have another writer give you feedback -  find and correct your blindspots.


 14. Every story you write could be better, but at a certain point you must stop

 

Tuesday, March 1, 2022

Three Ways to Write Better by Rick Thues

 The three ways to write better are

SHOW IT not TELL IT.
BRIEF is BETTER.
ACTION not NARRATION.

Fifteen Ways to Lose Their Interest by Don Taco

 







Fifteen Ways to Lose Their Interest.



  My father used to tell a story about an old farmer whose mule had decided not to take another step, something mules are famous for, far from town on the old pass road. He had tried everything, including lightening the mule's load by shifting some of the goods to his own back. He was swearing and kicking at the animal, quite worked up, when an old padre came along. The man of God suggested that the farmer calm down, and told him that anger would only get him an ulcer, and that the beast needed to be talked to gently. The perturbed farmer suggested that the padre try that, whereupon the kindly old man of the cloth picked up a tree branch about the size of his arm, leaned back, and struck the mule across the nose with all his might. The padre then whispered something into the mule's ear, and the mule started plodding down the path to town. The farmer, quite astonished now, incredulously said to the padre, "I thought you said to speak gently to him!" The padre replied, "Well, yes I did. But, you have to get their attention first."


  Your audience has an attention span of about fifteen seconds. You have that long to get their attention. And get it you must. If you haven't written a good opening, the rest of your story doesn't matter. 


  But it's worse than that. You are still up against that fifteen seconds. You have to keep their attention. Maybe it's with the events of your story. Maybe it's with surprises, or changes in the direction of the story. Maybe it's by interspersing parts of concurrent events. Maybe it's simply with the beauty of the flow of your language and your turns of phrase. But if you bore them for fifteen seconds, they're gone.


  And that's not all. You still have to end well. If you just stop at the end of the story, or peter out, or trail off, that's the lasting impression you've left your reader with. If your ending is boring or trite or weak, that's how they'll feel about the whole story. This is why summing up, re-stating your premise, ending with a punchline, or ending with a moral are so ridiculously common. They are endings that work.


  And that's why your grade school teachers told you that a story needs a beginning, a middle, and an end. Because it does. If you heard that and said, "Duh! Of course it does," you may have missed the point. The beginning isn't 'where the story starts,' and the end isn't 'where the story stops.' They need to be so much more than that. They have a job to do. 


  Hit them with the branch as hard as you can, and reward them with an apple when you get home.

Seasons by Mike Freeman

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