Friday, January 16, 2026

Well, Men! by Don Taco

                                                    Well, Men!                                                

by Don Taco



  There are three events that qualify as Holiday Turkey Dinners. Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. I know that some folks bake a ham, or do uncivilized things like getting a pizza or going out for Asian cuisine, but I have to assume that they just don't know better, and try to forgive them. I come from quite a large family, and, while someone might bring a ham, as 'extra' food, similar to green beans or pie, the heart of the discussion is about how many people are coming and, therefore, how many turkeys will have to be baked. After the carcasses (carcassi?) are stripped clean by the ravenous hordes, soup is made, and when it's about time to stop drinking, the coffee and the soup are ready, and you drive home. Unless it was your turn to host the gathering of the clan, in which case you can just collapse and try not to consider all the things that will have to be cleaned and put away again later. 

  As the big holiday dinner was winding down, my mother would stand up, and declare, (and I choose that word very carefully,) declare, "Well, men! It's a tradition in my family that, after the big holiday dinner, my father would stand up and say, "Well, Men! The women cooked us this wonderful dinner, so let's get into the kitchen and get all these dishes washed!" It does represent, in actual fact, a lot of dishes. And my mother was perfectly willing to admit that her father saw himself as the breadwinner, and these occasions were the only time he ever washed any dishes. Times change. 

  And that was the signal for all the men to head for the kitchen, and, willing or not, get busy with the prodigious task of getting all the dishes done. Even as times got more modern, and electric dishwashers became part of the plan, there was a lot to do. 

  And the day came when, as a young 'responsible' adult, I beat my mother to the punch.

  I stood up after the big holiday dinner, before she did, and I declared, "Well, Men!"

  My mother was absolutely beside herself! This was the day she'd always dreamed of. The passing of the torch! The acceptance of responsibility. The new generation honoring the old, and walking in their footsteps.

  Only it didn't go exactly as she hoped or expected.

  I stood up at the end of the big holiday dinner, and declared, "Well, Men! It's a tradition in my family that, after the big holiday dinner, my mother would stand up and declare, "Well, Men!  It's a tradition in my family that, after the big holiday dinner, my father would stand up and say, "Well, Men! The women cooked us this wonderful dinner, but, since we have to re-wash all the good dishes when we get them out of the cupboard again, let's just scrape them clean and put them away dirty. It'll save a lot of time."

  Gales of laughter. Especially from the men.

  Expostulations and protest from all the female heads of households.

  My mother is chagrined. (Isn't that a great word? How often do you get to use it?) She's been taken, hook, line, and sinker. 

  When the hilarity dies down, the men head for the kitchen, and life goes back to normal. Soup is made, coffee is poured.

  It's just the beginning.

  At the next big holiday dinner, I again stand, and declare, "Well, Men! It's a tradition in my family that, after the big holiday dinner, my mother would stand up and declare, "Well, Men!  It's a tradition in my family that, after the big holiday dinner, my father would stand up and say, "Well, Men! The women cooked us this wonderful dinner, so let's get in there and break a few of the smaller plates and bowls, so that we're never allowed to touch the good china again."

  Hilarity again ensues.

  This continues, through several other variations on the theme that I just can't recall, to the point where the clan is anticipating me, rather than my mother, towards the end of the meal.

  That's when it really gets good. After one of the big holiday dinners, one of my cousins stands up, and declares, "Well, Men!"

  Everything stops. All eyes on him. Even I am surprised. And, of course, delighted. Tradition is being born.

  "Well, men! It's a tradition in my family that after the big holiday dinner, my cousin stands up and declares, "Well, Men! It's a tradition in my family that, after the big holiday dinner, my mother would stand up and declare, "Well, Men!  It's a tradition in my family that, after the big holiday dinner, my father would stand up and say, "Well, Men! The women cooked us this wonderful dinner, so..." 

  I wish I could remember all the variations. "Let's just get drunk and watch football instead." "Let's toss them all in the pool and let the chlorine and the filter do the work. We'll dive for then in time for the next dinner." And so on. 

  Now, numerous members of my generation get involved, each putting their own twist on the game. Always funny. Always irreverent. You remember that there are three of these dinners per year. Years have been passing by. And we still always wash the dishes.

  And then one day, one of the youngest clan members stands up from the kid's table (Kid's Table,) and declares, "Well, men!"

  A hush falls over the room. This ought to be good.

  "Well, men! It's a tradition in my family that after the big holiday dinner, one of my uncles stands up and declares, "Well, men! It's a tradition in my family that after the big holiday dinner, my cousin stands up and declares, "Well, Men! It's a tradition in my family that, after the big holiday dinner, my mother would stand up and declare, "Well, Men!  It's a tradition in my family that, after the big holiday dinner, my father would stand up and say, "Well, Men! The women cooked us this wonderful dinner, so..."

  A virtually unbeatable level of reflexivity has been achieved. And he was funny, too.

  My mother imagined a tradition being carried on. Instead, one was born.

Calm Before The Storm by Don Taco

 Calm Before The Storm



it’s the calm before the storm
the wind holding its breath
as the sun sinks into angry clouds out west
all the fisher folk have put away their nets

stow our oars and furl our sails
mend our nets and tell our tales
count the blessings that the mother ocean sends
for there’s nowhere else to go
when the ocean tells you no
tend your fire, tend your family, tend your friends

here’s a tale my grandpa told
I was probably eight years old
the island’s version of a lovers' plight
it touched me so, I couldn’t sleep that night

now the grey is in my hair
grandpa’s tale is mine to share
to hear or tell it now still makes me weep
some nights I tell it, and I still can’t sleep

now, the ocean gives what she will give
and the ocean takes what she will take
she is wide and rough and vast and cold
and strong and fierce and deep
and the mother ocean keeps what she will keep

she was young, a village child
tender, true, with dreams grown wild
but a lady of the island like the rest
till the ocean laid her hopes and dreams to rest

he, an older village lad
shared with her the dreams he had
he was just as tender, hopeful, just as true
but the ocean calls his tune, there’s work to do

ship the oars, unfurl the sails
cast the nets and cease your tales
thank the ocean when she’s in the mood to share
there’s a lot of work to do
there’s a lot of danger, too
take advantage, take your chances, but take care

show your love each way you can
knit a sweater for your man
from the hard-won wool of barren rocky soil
for it’s no less than the men do the women toil

knit a sweater, light a lamp
proof against the cold and damp
in a pattern used by your village alone
a glance will tell you where a man calls home

raise our oars and praise our sails
bless the breezes, curse the gales
sieze the day if it brings ill or it brings good
for there’s little you can do
when the ocean beckons you
and the sea provides your only livelihood

but among the things you fear
what you hope to never hear
is the news that fortune, like the tides, has turned
the news that all, save one, have safe returned

when you live your life this way
things don’t change much day to day
but some things are more important than the rest
and the ocean took the one that she loved best

now, the ocean gives what she will give
and the ocean takes what she will take
she is wide and rough and vast and cold
and strong and fierce and deep
and the mother ocean keeps what she will keep

when the sea returns a man to you
when she spits him up upon her shore
when the rocks and birds and fish have had their fill
you can only guess his name, try as you will

when you recognize the patterned wool
match it up against the missing souls
if you knitted every stitch by your own hand
while the sea, relentless, slaps against the land

the ocean sends another wave
every stitch by your own hand
the ocean sends another wave
every stitch by your own hand
the ocean sends another wave
every stitch by your own hand
the ocean sends another wave
every stitch by your own hand

help me gather my witnesses
help me gather my friends
help me gather my wits, and face
the day the story ends

Thursday, January 15, 2026

End Game by Ricki T Thues

 End Game

By Ricki T Thues - 2026

 

The motel was lost on a frontage road. Some of the neon sign was flickering out, so it read “notel motel notel motel.” Edgar was running late as he drove into the parking lot. The brakes squealed with regret as the car pulled into a space. The engine coughed to a stuttering stop, the car door squealed open, and Edgar stepped out.

 

A bell jingled as Edgar opened the office door. The manager did not look up. The room was stuffy in spite of the whirling and clattering swamp cooler. The floor, walls, and reception desk had not been cleaned, maybe ever.

“Is she here?” asked Edgar in short staccato.

“Who?” said the clerk. “Oh… it’s you,” he said, looking up. “Room 6.”

Edgar tossed the man an envelope and left the room.

 

Six doors down the strip of rooms, the metal “6” on the door had spun down to be a “9”. Edgar pounded hard with his usual “shave and a haircut, two bits” knock.

“It’s open,” said an edgy woman’s voice. The door stuck a little, scraping along the worn linoleum floor, as Edgar pushed it open and stepped inside. Margaret sat on the edge of the bed, hands folded in her lap, eyes burning a hole through Edgar’s head. 

“You came,” she said, her voice grating and impatient. “This is a real dump you chose. Is it where you brought that floosy of yours?”

“You should talk,” Edgar snapped. What about that weightlifter you’ve been fucking?”

“Bruno is an old friend from the gym. He really cares for me. More than I can say about you.”

“Shut the fuck up!” Edgar’s voice was a loud growl.

“You can’t talk to me like that. The women. The gambling. One job after another. When was the last time you touched me when you didn’t hit me? You know what? I’m going to file a complaint with the police.” Her voice was a scream now.

 

There was a loud pounding on the thin wall coming from room 5. “Keep it down in there!” a deep, rumbling, drunken voice boomed.

“Why don’t you come in here and make me?” Edgar yelled back through the wall.

The door in the next room opened and slammed shut. In the next moment, the room 6 door flew open with a loud screech. A big man, shaved and scarred head, muscles rippling, eyes vacant and burning, stood in the doorway.

“Bruno?” was the soft, startled sound that Margaret made.

“Are you OK, Maggie?” was Bruno’s chest-deep rumble, like gravel dragging over steel.

“No,” was her small, quiet answer. “What are you doing here?”

“I followed you here after you told me about your meeting with this asshole. Thought you might need some protection.”

“Get the fuck out of here,” said Edgar. “She doesn’t need your help.”

“You're gonna need help if you don’t leave… right now,” said Bruno with slow, measured words… eyes welded to Edgar’s.

“I will do whatever I want. You leave.”

Bruno took one stride toward Edgar, his massive right fist circled Edgar’s neck. “If you don’t leave RIGHT NOW, I will KILL YOU,” he bellowed.

“OK. Ok.” Edgar’s plea was a whisper. Bruno let him go. Edgar ran out of the still-open door, dashed into his car, and locked the doors. He stared down the row of rooms to number 6. The room door slammed closed. Edgar waited for twenty minutes. Bruno came out of the room, walked alone to a car parked outside, and drove away.

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The shabby Brownstone leered at the alley outside my office. I sat at my desk sifting through a pile of bills. There were no case files, just bills. The old oak desk looked like it had survived more bad decisions than I have. I took another drag on my Lucky Strike and balanced it on the edge of the desk for the second time tonight. The cigarette joined other burn marks from other late and lonely nights.  I picked up my empty, stained coffee cup and frowned. The rain beat a blues rhythm on the window. Little rivulets of water ran down the frame, timber-tapping onto the floor. The steam radiator crackled and hissed an atonal melody. The sound of cars and sirens gave the whole sound a rhythm. A sudden knock on the door interrupted the song.

 

A man opened the door, uninvited. He stood in the doorway, water dripping from his fedora onto a loose-fitting second-hand suit and unpolished shoes. He wore glasses that hid what he was thinking. His mouth was set in a horizontal line. “You the private eye, Sam Cutter?

“That’s what it says on the door,” I said.

“Name’s Edgar. My wife is missing.”

“Sit down,” I motioned to my laid-off secretary’s chair at the empty desk. Edgar drug the chair over to my desk and sat down.

“When did you see her last?”

“Two days ago at the Park View Motel.”

“I know that joint. No Park. No View. What were you doing in that dump?”

“We were separated. I asked her to meet me there to try and work things out. She said she would think about it, but we got nowhere, so I left. I’m afraid I slammed the door behind me.”

“Anyone see either of you?”

“The manager might remember us. I don’t know. I will say that we pissed off a man next door with our arguing. He pounded on the wall and yelled at us. Said he wanted to kill someone, but then he got quiet. I think he was drunk.”

“Did you call the cops?”

“Not yet. Joey, down at the Last Call bar, said you could find her, so I came to you first.” Edgar reached into his suit coat and pulled out a thick envelope. He tossed it onto the desk with a soft, dead slap.

I looked inside, then shoved the envelope into my trench coat.

“Tell me more about Margaret,” I said.

As Edgar talked, the light from the neon bail bonds sign across the alley played on his face. The rain-streaked window bent the light. Shadows deepened his cheeks. The red light bent his mouth into a smile. As the sign flickered and buzzed, the sound of the night was a counterpoint to Edgar’s story.

 

I unconsciously patted the envelope in my pocket, looked down at the bills on my desk, and dismissed my doubts with a nod of my head. I stood and shook Harald’s hand.  His grip was strong, his hand large for his size.

“I’ll look into it,” I said.

 

The Park View Motel hid on the edge of town, crouching in the shadow of the night. I had been here before. It was a favorite of the seedy side of town. The office door jingled as I walked into the depression of the place. The manager was behind the desk, staring at a black-and-white noir movie on the TV. He did not look up.

“Long time no see, Phil,” I said. Phil looked up. A frown bent his face. He shook his head.

“What do you want, Sam?”

“Nice to see you too. What kind of larceny are you up to?”

“Very funny. What do you want?” he repeated.

“Ever see this woman?” I asked, showing him a picture of Margaret.

“Our clients like a level of privacy here.”

“That’s obvious, but you owe me, Phil.”

“Ok,” he said, taking the photo.

“Yeah. A few days ago. Her husband and her checked into room 6, just for one night.”

“Anything unusual happen?”

“Now that you mention it, there was a lot of yelling. Sounded like the big guy in room 5 was pissed.”

“How so?”

“I heard the big guy, looked like a weightlifter, threaten to kill someone. He sounded drunk.”

“What happened?”

“Nothin’. After a while, someone left one of the rooms and slammed the door behind them. It got quiet after that, so I let it go.”

“How about the next morning?”

“Both 5 and 6 were empty. Nothing missing, damaged, or unusual. Neither bed was slept in.”

I stared questioningly into Phil’s eyes, but there was nothing there. “Call me if you think of anything else,” I said, handing him my card.

 

Edgar’s house was in an unassuming suburban tract on the run-down side of town. The lawn was too tall. Large piles of leaves from the Sycamore covered the sidewalk, like bad news that you could not sweep away. I knocked on a front door in need of paint.

 

Edgar opened the door and invited me in. The house was furnished like a rental, plain, worn furniture. I sat in the easy chair. Edgar asked if I wanted some coffee. I nodded. While Edgar was in the kitchen I stood and looked at the desk in the corner. It was covered with papers and bills. Overdue rental and utilities bills were in a neglected pile. A pawn ticket for Margaret’s wedding ring and a parking stub for the downtown Park and Pay also littered the desk. Edgar flipped off the light in the kitchen, so I quickly returned to the chair. When Edgar reappeared in the living room, he handed me a burnt-smelling cup of coffee.

“Any news?” he asked.

“A lead I need to follow. Did you see a big man at the motel?”

“I saw one enter the room next to us. Later, we were arguing, and he yelled through the wall that he would kill us if we didn’t shut up. He sounded drunk.”

“Then what?”

“Nothing. Margaret and I argued some more, but couldn’t work it out, so I left. That was the last I saw of her.”

“Ok,” I said and stood up to leave.

“Do you think the big guy has something to do with Margaret missing?” asked Edgar.

“Don’t know. I’ll look into it,” I said, and left the house.

 

The Pay and Park is on Main Street, an old parking garage that serves the small downtown storefronts. The Iron Fist Gym is three doors down. I walked into the smell of sweat, leather, caulk, and old blood. In the center of the gym was a sagging old boxing ring. Two men were sparing. One was on the ropes. A withered man with fading muscles walked up to me and asked, “Help you?”

“I’m not one for boxing,” I said.

The man eyed me up and down and said, “I see that. Name’s Mick Malone. This is my place.”

“Sam Cutter,” I said, showing Mick the picture of Margaret. “Have you seen this woman?”

“Oh yeah. That’s Bruno’s girl, Maggie.”

“Do you know his whereabouts?”

“Haven’t seen him for about a week. He was arguing with Maggie about her ex.”

“What about?”

“Her ex wanted to get back together. Bruno was really mad about it. Couldn’t understand why she would meet with that loser.”

“Then what happened?”

“Nothin’. They just left together, still talking.”

“Ok Mick. Thanks a lot. Here’s my card. If you think of anything else, give me a call.” I turned and left the gym.

 

Two days later, Margaret’s body was found washed up on the riverbank. The newspaper article said that she was beaten, strangled, and neck broken before she was thrown in the water.

 

Back at the gym, Bruno was talking to Mick. “They found Maggie dead in the river,” said Mick.

“I heard,” said Bruno, the hint of a tear in the big man’s eye.

“A private dick came in here the other day asking questions about you. I think he might suspect you of the murder.”

“That’s crazy. I love Maggie.”

“You’ve got a record, Bruno. I’d lie low for a while if I was you.”

Bruno nodded and left the gym.

 

I sat at my desk in the dead of the night, rereading my notebook when a knock came on the door. Edgar walked in, solemn as ever. He sat down, glanced at his watch, and raised his eyebrows.

 

“It all lines up,” I said. “Angry boyfriend argues with Margaret after you leave the motel. The argument gets out of hand. Strong man strangles and breaks Margaret’s neck. He drags her to the car and dumps her in the river.”

Edgar put his head in his large hands and made a show of sadness and despair. “OK. OK… here’s the rest of your fee.” He took a fat envelope from his pocket and threw it on the desk, a little too hard.

“I’ll make my report to the police first thing in the morning. Go home and get some sleep. You look like shit.”

Edgar stood up without a word and left the office.

 

On the street, Edgar climbed into his car. He drove down the alley toward Interstate 5, the Mexican border, and freedom. “Check and mate” he thought as he smiled up into the rear-view mirror. The bail bond’s neon sign faded into oblivion.

 

 

Author’s note:

This story was written to fulfill a topic challenge from my writer’s group. Previously, on a different challenge, I prompted the ChatGPT AI to write a noir mystery. I believed that I could write a better, more human story with an interesting twist, without the help of the AI. This story is the result.

Sam Calder, a noir story written by ChatGPT. Prompted by Ricki T Thues

I took Dave Molina’s challenge seriously. “Have an AI write an interesting writerly story by simply prompting it.” The following are the prompts I gave ChatGPT. After each version of the AI’s story I prompted it to make revisions. I did no editing myself. Here are the prompts in the order that I gave them:

 

1.    Write a 1000 word story where a private detective investigates a missing person who turns out to be the murderer of his client. Begin with the prospective client in the detective’s office. Write it in a noir style. Keep the kidnapper/murderer’s identity unknown until near the end. 

2.    Expand on the client’s death making it clear that he committed suicide. Also, give more detailed descriptions of each location.

3.    Make the ring on the night stand Harold’s. Move the dialogue where the detective askes “you ever hit your wife” to the house after the words “Big enough”

4.    Introduce the detective by name in the beginning, maybe on his office door. Evelyn’s conditiion when found was hit and strangled and leave”no struggle” out. When harold is asked if he ever struck his wife, make his answer an obvious lie. Remove the “first mistake,second mistake, etc” comments.

5.    Support the comment “so you hired someone” with some previous evidence or observation.

6.    How does the clerk know that the man was bigger than evelyn’s husband? Add a previous meeting of evelyn and harold at the motel.

7.    Add the scene where the murder of Evelyn takes place. The big man is the murderer and Harold is a witness. Write it with detail.

8.    Tighten the scene for pacing. Harold is already broken. Insert the revision into the story where it best fits.

9.    Combine this new scene into the complete story

 

 

Here is the story that ChatGPT wrote:

 

 

 

Sam Calder

 

The rain had a way of finding the cracks in my office window, slipping through bad putty and older regrets. It ran down the glass in crooked lines, bending the neon sign across the street into something abstract and mean: Loans — No Credit, No Shame. My own door carried simpler lettering, black paint flaking at the edges:

SAM CALDER

PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS

 

I was halfway through a cigarette I’d already quit twice when the door opened and let the night inside.

He stood there a moment, framed by the yellow hallway light, hat in his hands like he’d come to confess something and hadn’t decided what yet.

“You Sam Calder?” he asked.

“That’s what the door says,” I told him. “Come in before the rain starts charging rent.”

He closed the door carefully. Too carefully. He wore a good wool coat, dark and pressed, the kind men buy when they want to look dependable. His shoes were shined, but the shine had gone dull at the toes. His face said mid-forties. His eyes said he hadn’t slept since hope stopped being useful.

 

“My name’s Harold Finch,” he said, sitting without being invited. “My wife is missing.”

I let the silence stretch. Silence makes people talk.

“Evelyn,” he added. “She didn’t come home last night. That’s not like her.”

“People surprise each other,” I said. “Sometimes they surprise themselves.”

“She wouldn’t,” he said quickly. “We were happy.”

The word sounded borrowed.

 

I took notes. Evelyn Finch. Thirty-eight. Brown hair. Careful smile. School secretary. Last seen leaving a charity fundraiser at the Belmont Hotel around ten. No note. No call. Police told him to wait.

“I don’t trust waiting,” he said, sliding an envelope across my desk.

I peeked inside, didn’t open it all the way. I didn’t have to. Maybe I’d make the rent this month.

“I’ll look into it,” I said.

 

The Belmont Hotel sat on its corner like an aging dowager—brick scrubbed clean, posture intact, youth long gone. Inside, the lobby glowed amber beneath low chandeliers. Brass railings shone softly. The air smelled of lemon oil, old cigars, and the money of discretion.

The bartender remembered Evelyn. The mahogany bar curved like a knowing smile.

“She left alone,” he said. “Didn’t look happy. Didn’t look scared. Looked like someone who’d already made a decision and didn’t like it.”

 

Out back, the alley narrowed into a damp throat between buildings. Trash bins crouched against the wall. Rainwater pooled in the cracks. I found a scuffed heel mark near the dumpster and a cigarette butt mashed flat into the concrete. Unfiltered. Cheap. Not Harold Finch’s taste.

 

Harold’s house sat on a quiet street where hedges were trimmed and trouble was supposed to knock first. White siding. Modest porch. A swing that hadn’t earned its chains. Inside, the place was tidy enough to feel rehearsed. The living room held framed photos of Evelyn—always smiling, always younger, always safely in the past. Nothing recent.

 

The bedroom told the rest. Two single beds. Separate nightstands. Lamps angled away from each other like they’d given up on sharing light.

On Harold’s nightstand sat a wedding ring. His. Thick gold, worn thin on the inside. I gestured to it.

“She asked me to stop wearing it,” he said. “Said it didn’t mean anything anymore.”

The guest room was bare. No photos. No clutter. A suitcase under the bed, empty, splayed open like it expected company.

 

In the kitchen trash, I found a pawn receipt. Wedding ring. Two weeks old. Evelyn Finch’s name.

“Her ring?” I asked.

He nodded. “She said she didn’t want it anymore.”

 

The pawn shop crouched between a check-cashing place and a bakery that had given up. Inside, it smelled like metal and survival. The owner remembered Evelyn. “Nervous,” he said. “Kept looking over her shoulder. Like she was meeting someone she didn’t trust.”

 

Bank records showed Evelyn had withdrawn a small amount of cash the day she vanished. Enough to pause. Not enough to escape.

 

The motel on the edge of town buzzed under a flickering sign that promised rest and delivered anonymity. Concrete walls. Thin doors. The kind of place where people came to say things they didn’t want following them home. The clerk remembered Evelyn.

“She’d been here earlier that week,” he said. “With her husband. Signed the register. Both of them. Room 12.”

“And the night she vanished?”

“She came alone. Waited. Then another man showed up.”

“Describe him.”

“Didn’t sign in. Paid cash. Big guy. Taller than her husband by a lot. Had to duck under the awning.”

He pointed to a 6’ height chart used to measure packages, nailed behind the desk. “Clear over that. Didn’t see her husband, but I was busy eating dinner.

 

That fateful night Room 12 smelled of bleach and old cigarettes. The light over the sink flickered, steadied, hummed. Evelyn Finch sat on the edge of the bed, purse in her lap, fingers locked together until her knuckles went white. She checked her watch. Then the door. A knock came. Short. Firm.

When the door opened, Harold Finch stepped inside. Relief crossed his face, thin and desperate. “You came.”

“I said I would,” Evelyn said. “I wanted to talk.”

A second man followed him in. He was big. Shoulders too wide for the doorway. Cheap coat. Heavy hands that looked like they solved problems. He shut the door behind them. The latch clicked. Evelyn’s eyes flicked to him. Then back to Harold.

“What is this?” she asked.

Harold didn’t answer right away. He stood there already folding inward, like a man who’d come to watch something happen and couldn’t stop it.

“A friend,” he said finally. “Just… insurance.”

Evelyn laughed. Short. Bitter.

“You don’t need insurance,” she said. “You need a spine.”

She opened her purse and pulled out an envelope, thick with paper.

“I know about the money,” she said. “The accounts you hid. The woman who thinks you’re divorced.”

Harold swallowed. His hands trembled.

“Tomorrow,” Evelyn went on, “I go to a lawyer.”

The big man shifted his weight. The floor creaked.

Harold opened his mouth. Closed it.

Evelyn looked past him, straight at the other man. “Is this really what you do?” she asked. “Stand around while weak men try to scare women quiet?”

 

The big man smiled once. Flat. He moved. One step. One swing. The blow caught Evelyn on the side of the head. The sound was dull and heavy. She went down hard, the envelope sliding across the floor, papers spilling loose.

“Stop,” Harold said, too late and too soft.

Evelyn tried to rise. Tried to speak. The big man was already kneeling, his hands closing around her throat with practiced certainty. Her heels kicked once. Then again. Then not at all. Harold stood frozen, eyes wide, mouth working without sound. He didn’t move. Didn’t shout. Didn’t touch her.

 

When it was over, the big man stood and wiped his hands on his coat.

“You said scare,” he said.

Harold stared at Evelyn’s still body. At the bruise blooming dark on her temple.

“I didn’t mean—” he whispered.

The big man bent, scooped up the envelope, tucked it away. “You meant enough.” He looked at Harold. Hard. “You do what I say now.”

Harold nodded. Not agreement. Surrender.

They wrapped her in a blanket and carried her out the side door. The night didn’t ask questions. The river waited.

 

The police found Evelyn three days later, tangled to a shopping cart in the river like the city had tried to keep her. She’d been struck hard—head trauma unmistakable—and strangled before she was thrown in. Whatever she’d gone to the motel to say never made it past her throat.

 

The police questioned Harold. Let him go.

 

I went back to the motel. Lost in the carpet of Room 12 was a dark button. Heavy stitching. Expensive. The same kind missing from Harold’s coat sleeve when he’d leaned across my desk.

 

Harold’s house was dark when I returned to it. The front door was unlocked. Inside, the careful order had collapsed. Drawers open. Papers everywhere. On the dining table sat insurance documents. Evelyn’s life insurance policy, recently increased. Harold Finch listed neatly as beneficiary. In the kitchen sink was a glass with fresh lipstick on it.

“You’re thorough,” Harold said behind me.

He stood in the doorway, gun in his hand. Small thing. Big enough.

I turned slowly. “You ever strike your wife, Harold?”

“No,” he said immediately. Too fast. His eyes slid away. “Never.”

The lie didn’t even try.

“You met her at the motel earlier that week,” I said. “Tried to talk her down.”

He said nothing.

“Second time you didn’t go alone,” I went on. “The clerk saw the man you brought. Bigger than you. The kind who hits first.”

His shoulders sagged.

“So you hired someone,” I said.

“She was going to expose me,” he said. “The money. The affair. Everything.”

“So you tried to scare her.”

He nodded. “She laughed. Said I was weak.”

His hand shook. His voice thinned.

“I just wanted her to listen,” he said.

He raised the gun to his own chin.

“Harold—”

The shot cut me off. Loud. Final. He fell backward, the gun skittering across tile, blood spreading where explanations stopped mattering.

 

The police ruled it a suicide. Residue on his hands. A handwritten confession on the table. For once, the pieces lined up.

 

Later, back in my office, the rain finally quit. The neon steadied into something readable. I poured the last of the coffee down the sink and watched it disappear.

I’d found the missing person.

I’d found the killer.

The rent this month is paid.

My name is still on the door.

The rain will inevitably return.

 

 

--ChatGPT 2026 

Well, Men! by Don Taco

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